Hemen Co. (ooc)
About one thousand years in the future, technology increased beyond that of what was expected. Hemen Co. are the people responsible for this. Led by resident oximoron, genius\idiot Jonah Hemen, Hemen Co. found themselves creating unbelievable technology like the world has never seen, placing them ontop of the rest. You work for that company now. Whether it be a janitor or a lab techinician telling logic 'to to bend over and take it like a man', you still get paid for shoveling shit off the walls after it hits the fan. Both literally and metaphorically.
The entrance to your new ridiculous (but cool) job contains a massive foyer with a whole fucking plastic plant jungle you have to get through to get to the secretary.
The west wing is where completely suicidal morons test completely unsafe and ridiculous (but cool) weapons of mass destruction. The east wing contains all experiments that have newly discoved propeties of physics involved. The upper wing contains all projects sanctioned by Jonah Hemen himself.
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