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Homestuck IC
>Intro
A young girl stands in her room. It so happens that today, the 2nd of july, is this girls birthday! Though it was thirteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this young girl be?
> Trogdor Phatbeotch
You sir, are a rude.
>Esme Paladin
Your name is ESME. as previously mentioned it was you BIRTHDAY. a number of MYSTERY MOVIE POSTERS are spread on your room, as gifts from your fad-following BIG SIS. you have a variety of INTRESTS. you have an intense passion for A GOOD MYSTERY MOVIE or NOVEL. you also have a fear of becoming fat, so you are also a SALAD ADDICT. Seeing so many interesting SPACE DOCUMENTERIES has made you an extreme believer in the SUPERNATURAL.
what will you do?
>Esme: Be polite and wait for the others.
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>Make an interruption
>Be the rabbit lover.
Oh look, it's another human child. It so happens to NOT be your birthday, that passed a few months ago... But, you still haven't been named. What will your name be?
>Rabbit hoarder
Hey, isn't that a little rude >:|?
>Try again.
>Maya Randall
Your name is MAYA RANDALL. You are 15 YEARS OLD, your birthday is on SEPTEMBER 15TH. You ABSOLUTELY LOVE RABBITS! And own A COUPLE OF YOUR OWN, they don't do much but SIT, EAT, AND SLEEP! But they do make good SNUGGLE BUDDIES. You are a very HAPPY GIRL, and have VERY POSITIVE VIEWS ON LIFE, to the point where IT SCARES PEOPLE. Your other interests include, MAKING OTHERS HAPPY, and KNITTING SWEATERS... A LOT of SWEATERS. You currently LIVE WITH YOUR KIND AUNT in ALASKA, along with your TWO RABBITS.
What will you do?
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Wait, and do nothing of course :D
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The screen goes to another female human child.It's not your birthday either but might as well name her now so you don't have to wait for a few weeks.Maybe if you get it right she'll give you one of the many swords on her walls or a CD she made.Maybe she'll even help you beat a video game or 2
==>Enter name
>Strifing Bitchface
Umm,well.You're kind of close when it comes to last names.
==>Try entering another name
>Caitlyn Strife
Your name is Caitlyn Strife.You follow your family name quite well and are quite experienced in fighting with your step mother like ghost guardian Rikku.She appeared shortly after your parents death and keeps people a safe distance away from the house so they wouldn't try taking you.Everyone just ended up thinking your mom got really sick and your dad went off to work somewhere else to get money to have her cured.You are interested in music,video games, and other things like that.
(I hope this is ok)
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Your screen blackens and reappears with the scene of a young troll in her humble cave with serves as her homestead. You realize since this troll has already been named you dare not try to name her again. You are now Benita Coldis, a secluded troll who lives on her own. The most she ever talks to people is on her husktop or if they visit her abode. Which she doesn't like too much if they do.
==> Go to your husktop.
Why bother? You already know noone else is online at the moment.
==> Throw the giant book out the cave entrance.
Heavens no. This big book right here is your favorite among your collection. It starts out as a beautiful couple of moirails slowly realizing their quadrants fall under matesprits more. So they.....
==> Do something useful.
Are you inquiring that you are not useful? How strange yet accurate.
==> Stand there doing nothing.
You shall indeed proceed to do so. It's the best option you have at the current time.
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>Be the female troll
>Enter name
>Molebitch beehorns
That made no sense... Try again.
>Apoide Straip
Your name is APOIDE STRAIP, and don't you just LOVE BEES TO DEATH! You LOVE THEM so much YOU TALK AND DRAW ABOUT THEM OFTEN, you also know EVERYTHING ABOUT ALTERNIAN BEES. Your other interests include; BEING HELPFUL, and FASHION. Secretly you JUDGE OTHERS on how they DRESS, but your TOO NICE to say anything about it. You tend to type in A kInD AnD gEntlE mAnnEr, you capitalize the letters in your name, APOIDE.
>Log in
melodicMellifera [MM] has logged in
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Caitlyn-->start busting out music on your equipment.
You begin to start playing music on your equipment and start just free styling it to nothing in particular and then start dancing in the middle of the room like a boss.It's not like anyone was watching,right?
(When I took a test my patron troll was Equius btw)
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>Esme: Log on.
WhoDunnit [WD] logged on.
>Big sis.
Your big sis comes in shaking her hips to some music. She politley tells you to get off your but and clean up the mess of posters. You politley tell her to bug off.
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=> Be Benita again.
You are now Benita. Now what?
=> See who is online.
You stroll over to your husktop to see someone has finally logged on. Do you dare talk to them though? What if they are actually busy when you try to talk to them?
=> Chat with them.
You decide to risk it and talk to them. The worst they could say is they're busy....right?
silentReflection [SR] began trolling melodicMellifera [MM]
SR: UM hello? ARE you ABLE to TALK at THE moment?...
SR: I'M terribly SORRY if I am BUGGING you...
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>Apoide: ReplysilentReflection [SR] began trolling melodicMellifera [MM]
SR: UM hello? ARE you ABLE to TALK at THE moment?...
SR: I'M terribly SORRY if I am BUGGING you...
MM: Oh DEAr! I wOulDn't bE lOggIng On If I wAs busy :)
MM: yOu ArEn't buggIng mE At All!
>Maya: Log In
excitedLeporidae [EL] logged in!
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==>Caitlyn,start doing required maintenence on swords
You begin doing required maintenance on your swords which include:Sharpening,cleaning,shining,etc.This is what she did a lot.Since they were old they needed to be taken care of a lot.
