Read this in an IRC channel: (Not RPG)
22:36 <+RMD> okay so
22:36 <+RMD> i went to the mall after lunch with lauren
22:36 <+RMD> and i went into hot topic thinking they might have some kind of doctor who stuff
22:37 <+RMD> so i waded through the wiz khalifa this and the dubstep that and the fucking meme shirts
22:37 <+RMD> so one fo the guys that works there comes up and asks me if there's anything he can help find
22:38 <+RMD> i tell him i'm looking for doctor who stuff and he points me towards the front of the store
22:38 <+RMD> and it's in this corner, past a whole bunch of my little pony shit
22:38 <+RMD> so i go past and i'm lookign through the doctor whos tuff
22:38 <+RMD> and allt he pony shit is made for men, by the way,l not one part of it is feminine cut or anything
22:38 <+RMD> and the guy comes back and asks if i'm finding everything okay
22:39 <+RMD> and i say yeah jsut to get him to fuck off because i need to get out of there and intot he mens room asap
22:39 <+RMD> and the guy says you know we've got all the new friendship is magic stuff
22:39 <+RMD> and i miheard him the first time so i look up and go wut
22:39 <+RMD> and he points to the brony stuff
22:40 <+RMD> and i said i'm nto a brony and i go back to the DW stuff
22:40 <+RMD> and he says oh come on man, don't you believe in love and friendship?
22:40 <+RMD> so i said no, i'm not a brony, i don't watch my little pony or any fo that
22:40 <+RMD> and he starts talking abotu the only peopel that don't are peopel that haven't tried it yet and he started to go on abotu something else
22:41 <+RMD> and i figured i'd just fart to get him out of there because i thought i had a big one on my rectum
22:41 <+RMD> so i do
22:41 <+RMD> and it's not all fart
22:41 <+RMD> and so i pushed too hard and i splattered in my shorts
22:41 <+RMD> and the guy's expression jsut shifted
22:41 <+RMD> and he goes
22:41 <+RMD> "dude did you jsut shit"
22:42 <+RMD> and i jsut glared at him
22:42 <+RMD> dude took off and called security
22:42 <+RMD> i told the security guys that eh was making unbecoming advances towards me
22:42 <+RMD> and he just goes THAT GUY TOOK A SHIT OVER THERE
22:43 <+RMD> anyways
22:43 <+RMD> i'm not supposed to go back to that mall for 30 days
