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You're also a cat. You're The Cat's sister. This is your halloween costume that you wear constantly. No one knows what it is. Not even you. We mostly call it the Melon Monster. You enjoy hiding in dark alleyways and scaring would be rapists from attacking young pussies.
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It was. She's crazy in a good way. Like the person you totes want to hang out with at a party.
We also need a Spam cast original play based on the best selling novel.
Reminds me of that theory some guy had were someone can literally be their own mother, father, and daughter provided that time travel and a "perfect" sex change operation that includes successfully grafting functional reproductive organs exist.