Originally Posted by
Cifer
James looked down his nose at the pig, prodding it here and there. He then grabbed it by it's neck and walked to the front of the class. Sitting in the teacher's chair, he slapped the wet pig onto the desk and spoke in a 'lecturing' tone, "I must say.....the dick bags here are quite barbaric, yes. To do this to these poor pigs. The scum of human life, yes, indeed." he spoke with a frown of his face. Then, grinning, he picked the pig up and cradled it in his arms, ignoring the stains on his suit.
"Mah poor little babe. How could these humans do this to ya'?!" he sniffled, before throwing the pig away and walking towards Emilie.
"He's a bastard child." James said in a stage whisper, sending mock disgusted glances towards the fallen pig.