She's On to Us

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Originally Posted by LightAlysCity

vslayer I'm drunk and brendan has a girlfriend will you marry me?

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Yes.

I explained to my friend who asked once- "I know people and shit who do fun things and embarrass themselves over the internet and it's hilarious."

You don't explain, YOU BREAK UP WITH HER.

You should tell her that your Skype friends are actually animals that give you great insight as to whether or not you like her and that she needs to stfu before you smack dat ass. I mean... Wat.

Simple.

Walk up to your girlfriend. Walk up like you're guilty/afraid/worried. Make the moment very somber. Tell her that there's something she needs to hear. Tell her, "Baby cakes/Sugar pie/prickly caterpillar skin, I'm gay, and I had sex with the clerk at the grocery store yesterday."

Let it sink in just long enough for her to be alarmed, but not too long or she might start shouting for cheating on her. Then say, "Just kidding, I just talk to strangers on the internet."

Foxes, stop being beta and break her spine up with her.

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Originally Posted by Foxes

My girlfriend is asking who the people I talk to on Skype are. How do I explain that I talk to strangers on the internet?

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Introduce her to 'Skype and everything'. Then she'll never ask you again.

Let us absorb one more.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

You don't explain, YOU BREAK UP WITH HER.

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"Wait why do you have so many friends on skype, who are they?"




"FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCK YOU, WE'RE OVER!"

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Originally Posted by Scribz

"Wait why do you have so many friends on skype, who are they?"




"FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCK YOU, WE'RE OVER!"

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Best breakup reason ever.