You need a reason?
Hey. He's messing with my guys.
THAT AREA IS OFF LIMITS and you would know that if you had testicles, you fucking cheater.
I want to go to a Dallas game, get wasted, and shout woo's and wop wop's at the cheerleaders one day.
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With a hot steak pretzel sundae or w/e. fuck it, texas.
Go away Michigan.