Gonna meet Karl Urban at Entertainment Expo in two weeks.
As fun as geek conventions sound, I can always take solace in knowing that there's something there that I definitely do not want that is always there.
Anime conventions? Glomping cosplayers.
Comic conventions? Regular cosplayers.
Gaming conventions? Hordes of desperate guys who try and fruitlessly hit on gamer girls.
You know where none of that shit happens? My room. Go me.
You here that, guys?
Card doesn't like women.
No, Card, I already told you, don't hop on mah dick.
Card is such a hermit.