Salutations, you bastards!
Good morning/afternoon/evening, you bastards, wherever you may be!
I'm Monokuma! Furthermore, your headmaster!
And, no, before anyone asks, I am not a toy!
There’s a control system inside me that can make NASA green with envy.
So don't you go telling me I'm some children's toy!
Let's just get this over with already, I just can't BEAR introductions.
I will try my very best to spread DESPAIR within every single RP I come across with!
Chaos, discord, pandemonium, anarchy, you name it!
Perhaps some KINKY fun from time to time, but... aww, I don't think people would be very pleased with it...
That is all. Whenever you need a bit of DESPAIR-INDUCED FUN in your RP, you can bet I'll be there!