I know I'm in the hood when I'm walking down the sidewalk and four black guys all just stare at me silently from the front porch of their apartment complex.
I'm know I'm in the hood when I'm hanging with my homies on the front porch of the Apartment complex, and we stare at a passerby.
I know i'm in the hood when someone tries to only give 3 haggis for 2 pounds of oats and a salty jim, ken. 3 haggis? What are we, animals? Ha!
I know I'm not in the hood when none of the above are happening to me.
I know I'm in the hood when I can't decide which cereal I want to eat for the morning.
I know I in the hood when no more verbs in sentences
I know I'm in the hood when I'm cleaning my car's front engine.
Not that I have a car.
I know I'm in the hood when I have to use a pen on my DS touch screen cuz I got no stylus.