So, a nun, a penguin and a horse walk into a bar ...
I'm an avid roleplayer, and have decided to join this illustrious establishment because I was told there was going to be cake. Now, in lieu of cake, I will accept RP. Just to be clear, however, cake takes precedence ... just putting it out there ... in case of cake.
While I'm more than sure I will run into quite a few like minded folks, allow me to say it's a pleasure to meet one and all. Don't be shy talking to me, I'm just another person and I promise not to bite. Regardless of how much you may pester me into doing so. Scouts honor. Unless you're cake. In which case .. run .. fast.