You broke my friend.
I knew a Portuguese lady named Fatima.
Yeah, it's not an attractive name.
Rule of thumb while naming kids, make sure it's something common enough and socially accepted because while you think it's hilarious or adorable to name your kid Balgruff Jarl of Whiterun, giving your kid a name that other kids or authority figures think is weird is setting them up for a needlessly rough life. I mean, imagine getting an application for a job and the kid's name is fucking Scathach or some other mythological figure from ye olde ways. Probably going to look a bit harder at John Smith or something boring and safe.
Although, I heard (and I sincerely hope this is real) somebody named their two boys Optimus Prime and Megatron. That is awesome.
I (kinda) know someone named Fatima. Every time I've heard their name, it sounded quite pretty.
Perhaps it is just the French way it's been pronounced in my environment, but I find it a beautiful name.
I'm naming my kids Leonardo DiCaprio [Foxes's Last Name] and Joseph Gordon-Levitt [Foxes's Last Name].
She's an idiot. Try and throw her something similar, like...Fantina, or something. Fantima, even.
I grieve for that poor child should her mother get her way. Middle school will be horrible. Especially if she's actually chubby.
I think that no matter the name people will give you a shitty nickname.
For example, my first name is Kamryn, and I have heard every variation. Most people fuck up and call me Carmen, but I have been regularly referred to as Kam, Kammy, Kamaroon, K-dog, Ryn, Mryn, Kamryan, and Karmryn.
Also today someone called me Kam-bam and I told her to fuck off.
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Every single one.