I don't even want your post to be quoted for a fourth time. Fuck.
Here's an upbeat song to cheer you up.
How in the fuck can turt get upset about that kind of thing when half the time, he is a major ass? I mean, litteraly, I've seen him pick at a dude's fucking weakness just to upset him, and get his laugh for the day. I am not religious, but I'd call this karma. Anyway, what happened, dude?
I don't think you've ever given me shit so no harm here. Keep on rocking Turt.
good numerous company. I shall give you a helping hand in understanding what is happening here so that you might be able to overcome your disability in the future.
You can tell his post is sarcastic rather than serious by the way he uses that paragraph to talk up the problem. By the way, do you see how it's laced with insults to others? Is this not deliciously ironic hypocrisy given the imminent revelation of his fake problem? That is one form of humor, keep it in mind in the future. He states that he is "pouring his heart out" and knows he is "coming on strong," and then his following statement about why he feels blue is a vague and silly bit about someone being mean to him. Note how this section is split into three separate lines of the post, another common tactic used in internet humor. It is then follow by a crying emoticon, to show the sarcastic depths of his sadness at this horrid event of someone being mean on the internet. You see, he was disingenuous from the very beginning, using irony to show great contempt for those who truly do cry about people being mean to them on the internet.
Do you see now what happened here? The post, which on the surface seemed a complaint about internet meanness, was in fact making a mockery of those who complain about internet meanness. Thus you ought to be able to understand why it was sarcastic rather than serious.
Hopefully this lesson will prevent you from making further faux pas in your future sarcasm detecting endeavors. I wish you good luck with them, and I shall be there to contemptuously correct you should you make further mistakes in Spam. Good day.
Did someone call you fat again?
Jeez. I said I was sorry, Turt. Just stahp making me feel bad now.
P.S. Your mother is a cow.
Hunt him down and punch him right in the penis.