Mike jinxed us and I hate our car.
So, we finish grocery shopping, and we get in the car. Mike goes on about how the bills are paid and he doesn't have to worry about paying anything (except groceries) for the next two weeks. He's ecstatic. He turns on the car, reverses out of the spot, and goes to put it in drive and it won't go. The shifter is just sliding through the gears without locking into anything. He turns off the car and tries to turn it back on and it won't turn. He was able to push it back into the spot and turn the engine again, but the transmission is still fucked. He checked the fluid level and it is bone dry.
Isn't jinxing great?