Like one day the dude wakes up to like his parents dead, and gains super powers like super speed, super color powers, and flying leg drops.
He is then on the run from.....FBI, because they think he like beat up a kid as a child because of weird shit, and chroma zones.
Then mongonals the prophecy is about attack, with FLYING FURNITURE, and super powered cloaked people, and then a ghost made of water trick the main character, and things happen, then they all stuff into a blender, and mircowaved at 3:30 high.
After that we place it in the oven after adding eggs,and stir very hard in a counter clockwise way. For then SLENDERMAN pop out, and make the camera all glitchy and weird, and useless, for red blood to spar everywhere, and bugs to attack you at work.
I read the title and thought you were going to say that you are on your period.