Would he eat the turkey afterwards?
HOW CAN WE MAKE A SRS THREAD WHEN YOUR OPENING IS THAT, JORICK?
THAT'S LIKE TELLING A FIVE YEAR OLD TO GET INVESTORS FOR YOUR NEW DICK SOCK MODEL.
THE DICK SOCK IDEA IS GOOD. BUT THE FIVE YEAR OLD CAN'T SELL THAT SHIT.
ALSO IM FUCKING TIRED WHY AM I AWAKE
You're right. He probably needs gravy too XD
This reminds me of an erotic short story involving a bisexual phone sex operator who acts like a dominatrix on the job and one of her clients...
Srs Saturday sounds like it involves srs drinking.