What it do, people?
Hey everyone! I'm Miss Blitz and I'm very excited to be here. I grew up roleplaying on Neopets and then graduated to an advanced RPer Gaia for years. I let my roleplaying lapse as I got busier, but I very much want to get into it again since I enjoy it very much. I'm excited to get to know the ropes around here and start making stories with all you wonderful people!
Here is one of the ropes.
Touch it. Feel it. Smell it. Taste it. Take it out to dinner and a movie. Make sweet, sweet love to it. NEVER step on it; that weakens it. If you step on it, you have to kiss it. Passionately. You have to apologize to it. You have to promise never to hurt it again.
Okay, okay. I'll be "serious."
Welcome to our fine institution! I'm IzumiKatsu, your resident resident, and I'll be your wacky strange creepy effeminate creepy jovial tour guide. Seriously, thought. Don't step on the rope. That's bad. //waggles finger//
I love a good jovial tour and thanks for the lesson on what to do if I step on the rope, IzumiKatsu. I think maybe I should ask the rope what kind of TV shows or books it likes to read before I start touching it and smelling it, but hey I don't judge.
Go ahead. You did say you wanted to get to know the ropes, after all.
(Thank you for that wonderful setup. I like you. I hope you enjoy it here.)