"Sir, there is a disturbing amount of penis meat in this particular can of spam."
My penis posts in Spam at least five times a day. I often have to wipe my keyboard with a baby wipe.
geddit becuz mah dick types onit
I regularly consult my penis while posting here.
I slammed my dick on the table.
No idea what's going on here but I'm up for it.
I have a really good penis joke.
But it's too long.:(