Weirdest Thing Happened to Me Today
I woke up as usual, took a shower, got dressed, and headed down to the university cafeteria for some breakfast. I had some cereal (Cinnamon Toast Crunch), some coffee, and a few chunks of pineapple. Then I went back to my dorm, got my shit together, and left for class.
The moment my ass hit the chair in the classroom, my nose started gushing mucus in torrents. It was like Niagara Falls, but with snot. And guess who doesn't carry tissues with him? And guess who's professor doesn't keep tissues in his classroom? Long story short, I had to wipe my nose with little more than my own hands while trying to use a computer. Otherwise I don't even feel sick or anything, I'm just exploding with snot for no reason in particular.