The last one. I'm dying. xD
Everything Morgan Freeman says is gold.
I heard one of these on the radio, on the morning of Halloween this year. Although it was not one of those three in that link. He was talking about how the kids that go trick-or-treating couldn't really do anything if you don't give them candy. And what are they going to do call the trick-or-treat police? News flash, there is no such thing. It was pretty funny, although my description of it isn't really. I can't find it online though. Makes me sad. :/