If you don't like this song, then you're secretly gay.

[♠Ace♠]

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Because that song is awful.

[ForeverKnight]

True story bro.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0[/yt]

This has to be the best song I've ever heard.

[Ozymandias]

This has to be the best song I've ever heard.

Be prepared to be branded 'openly gay', in that case.

[ForeverKnight]

As you see sir's and sir-ettes. This person here has shown a clear negative (-ve) to the song, making him secretly gay. ( - gay)

However he shows a strong disposition towards gay bar.

And as we learned in Gay-matics 101. The contents of gay bar is a naked, gay, Abraham Lincoln.

This shows that he is, indeed. Secretly gay for gay Abraham Lincoln.

I'd be secretly gay for this song, too.

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Be prepared to be branded 'openly gay', in that case.

That's okay. The girls know where my heart is, and most importantly, my penis.

[Scribz]

I like the song, but hate bears.

Can we remake Romeo vs. Juliet, like west side story.

Only instead of Jets vs Sharks.

It's bears vs queens.

[Ozymandias]

Embedded within the nearest man, evidently.

[Scribz]

Be prepared to be branded 'openly gay', in that case.

Incorrect.

If you like the song.

Then it means you could be either or.

[Ozymandias]

[Scribz]

I agree, that picture makes no sense.

[Grif of Hearts]

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Because that song is awful.

Why don't we go back to my place and see if you can live up to your name.