This is total and utter bullshit.
Y'know, I come on here practically every day, mostly due to the fact that I have nothing better to do with my time. But you people have just continually disappointed me for the past few weeks.
It's always the same shit every day with all of you. Griever makes some sort of stupid thread about some stupid shit, Turtlicious will be all butthurt about something to which someone makes a dead BlueRose joke, Sole will make another one of his blatantly obvious attention-seeking threads and everyone will rub on his E-cock like it's fucking candy.
Sole, oh Sole, where to begin. You try way too hard. Do you just like to type shit out and then sit there, listening to your own voice while you reread one of the fifty-thousand threads you made that day, stroking yourself off on a job well done? If it weren't for the threads all having different titles, since they always devolve into you and Bela throwing your E-ginas at each others faces, I'd think you had Tourettes and just kept accidentally clicking the Post New Thread button whenever you'd have a twitch. Not that anything you talk about is really more coherent than if you did. This guy can carry on more interesting conversations than you, because at least with his random-ass spouting we'd always have a new topic.
THAT DID NOT DEVOLVE INTO FUCKING DUCKS, MORONS.
Turtlicious, where to begin? You're a joke. I laugh every time I see you mention your "relationship" with BlueRose. I mean I can get it, big lonely guy need some loving just like anybody else, but like Mammoth said, it isn't going to work. You're just so desperate to find someone that you'll go for the first woman who shows interest. I laugh because every time I think of you and her together it's like an old children's book I had as a kid.
Everyone is getting laid:
Also, stop getting your "woman" to tell us all reasons for why you did or did not do or post something. Trade your ovaries in for some testicals and tell us yourself. Also, stop getting butthurt over stupid shit, nobody cares if you stopped smoking, doesn't give you headway to be a shit.
Hank will enter a thread with *insert obvious threatening reply* Seriously, what crawled up your ass and buried itself in your rectum? Why the hell do you have such a problem being courteous to people? Despite what you may believe, anonymity=/="I can be a douchebag with a heart made of the blackest cole." I dunno what Gin and Doctor will do, probably bitch or something to that affect like they always do. And Sora, you allow people to turn your homosexuality into a joke, way to stand up for your choice.
Toellner, you do not lead an army, you and your little lapdog Primez just come across as annoying punks with all of your Legion of Spam bullshit. Rilla, for some reason the token black guy of the site. Why the hell does anyone care? What have you done on here other than having a darker skin pigment than most to really gain the respect you have on here? You accept praise that you do not deserve and wallow in it like a pig. Oink-oink. Also, nice avatar, Gangstah. I have white friends who look more OG than you.
I don't even need to mention the failures like Slingshot, Kingstripe, or the noobs like Luna and Eight, their presence in any thread already gets the point across to everyone that they do not belong here. You guys just suck, at everything, ever. Period. Kingstipe, you just disappoint me. You seem to suckle up to the teet of anything that seems like it'll get your remotely noticed, it's almost sad really, to see that you must be so ignored that you need to get someone on spam to recognize you. And Slingshot, nobody gives a shit about your Life Lessons, maybe you need to remind yourself about things that come with common sense, but people with half a brain don't need to. Seriously, I'd have rather seen any of you banned over Woodfin any day, at least Woodfin had accepted how much of a failure he was.
Bela, you are just sad, so, so very sad. Being an attention whore isn't a good thing, no matter how much you want to believe everybody is sincere when they say it. You realize nobody really likes that about you, right? You really just annoy everybody who has to deal with you because, hey, can't not give the love-starved Bela attention and still be a presence on spam. Unless of course you're Mammoth, in which case all you'd have to do is be a total asshole for no apparent reason and have a superiority complex towards everyone else on the site. Then you could just tell everyone how nobody ever loved them and that they aren't wanted and they'd all love you for no reason.
Ender Wiggin, stop fucking arguing about every little thing. You must love to hear the sound of your own voice almost as much as Sole. Keep that shit in actual debate threads rather than trawling the forums looking to make arguements. Also, Wikipedia is not a reliable fucking source, I don't care what that dumbass link you always post says whenever somebody questions your credibility.
Grifspark, I've seen you around for months now, and not a day goes by when I don't see a post from you that is totally void of any coherent thought. You're almlost as bad an attention whore as Bela and Sole, and that isn't a good thing no matter how much Bela wants to act like it is. Get some real friends, because although Sora's signature says it, "virtual friends" are no better than having no friends at all.
ImANargleHunter, GTFO, noob. You're a blight on spam that I could only liken to a pus-filled boyle, or Myyt.
Iron Ork, go fuck yourself, you easily-insulted, reporting pussy.
Squee, you're a bitch, plain and simple. The only reason anyone on here likes you is because they have some sort of deep-rooted idea that they could have a chance to plow you.
Scribz, you just annoy me, you and your drunken scottish self. Way to reinforce stereotypes. Also, I thought BraveHeart was a shitty movie.
Baker, you're cool, bro.
Jster, you're lucky, I only remember good shit about you.
All of you disgust me, seriously, do you not have anything more constructive to talk about or do with your time? Is there not one person on here besides, maybe, Sinrus who can say anything remotely intelligent? Not to say Sinrus is much better than the rest of you, you snarky, know-it-all prick. It boggles the mind to see how little thought is really required to make a post on this forum. I could get a chimp to fling his shit at a wall and come up with more intellectual statements than most of you combined.
This Ace is going to fold now. Goodbye, neanderthals.
Be honest, for a split second you thought it was real
How y'all doing?