Best quotes involving me: Ultimate523
Spoiler"You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want."
"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese."
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
"Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil."
"A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history."
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."
Primez: Ahahahahah oh he he he ha oh he ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
Rilla: Give me one reason why I shouldn't let my boy here pull your head off.
Primez: How about a magic trick? *Slams pencil down onto the table* I'm going to make this pencil disappear.
*Rilla's boy walks over and attempts to grab Primez. Primez counters and slams Rilla's boy into the pencil thus making the pencil disappear. Rilla's boy falls to the ground.*
Primez: Tah-Dah! It's *brah* It's gone! *Turns and faces the mob members.* Oh and by the way, the suit wasn't cheap. You outta know you bought it.
*Rilla rises out of his chair in anger*
Scribz: (Russian accent) I want to here proposition.
*Primez points and Scribz and looks at Rilla*
Primez: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These mods and new members wouldn't dare cross any of you. *Glances around* I mean what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You..You see a guy like me...
Rilla: A freak! *Mob members laugh*
Primez: A guy like me.. Look listen. *Clicks his tongue* I know why you choose to have your little *clears throat* group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you are afraid to go out at night.
*Primez looks around the room*
Primez: The Batman...
Primez...I fucking KNEW you were actually the Joker.
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Also, Ultimate, they give good head too.
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