If you couldn't tell from that group skype call we made a while back, she loves inviting herself into my shit. It's kinda annoying in cases where I want some one-on-one time or when I'm on a call and she's being too noisy, but as I said, I typically let her tag along.
Now, for some bizarre reason, while most of the people around me tend to avoid me or find me awkward, my sister's friends all love me. I don't know why, especially since when I first meet my sister's friends I assume I'm going to hate them, because they tend to be just as annoying and superficial as she is. But they fucking flock to me.
Anyways, she makes me get up when I'm about to take a fucking nap because I guess she wanted me to meet my "brother-in-law", because I guess my sister has one of those fake-ass families. Not like our's, because my sister hangs out with those kids where there is constant drama and you never know when they're gonna break-up, make-up, blah blah shit fuck....
So I sigh and head down stairs to stare down this "husband" of her's. Of course the kid is terrified within a minute of meeting me, and as a bonus Douchemunchkin apparently got invited to the party. She happens to be my sister's Ex-friend, and probably one of the only of her friends I actually had respect for. So DM encourages me to come down to the basement where the party's at, and everyone of these kids is bombarding me with questions, asking me about college and sex and blah blah blah. Everyone's happy I'm joining them....except Emma, who, when yelling and talking down to me didn't work, ran up and told my mom some sob story so I get banned from her party.
If it's not clear yet, my sister is a jealous bitch. Not that this wasn't already known, as some of her friends had told me before that she actually demanded they not to talk to me.
So a few hours after the party ends, my sister skypes me all casual like nothing's fucking wrong.
Needless to say I gave her a piece of my mind, vulgarity not omitted, and she not only acts like I totally should forgive her because she cleaned up our room before hand (might I point out that I JUST got home this afternoon, so all of the mess that was in our room was made by her to begin with), but she also acknowledges that she's a jealous bitch, and that it's totally ok for her to act like that to me because I'm an embarrassment. Despite repeating her habit of inviting me to meet her friends and then immediately screaming at me to GTFO and not talk to them, she talks to me like I'm being completely irrational and a jerk for no reason and she's just a fucking saint, so I tell her to go fuck herself and that I shall remember this the next time I have even a remotely small get together with friends before blocking her.
And yes, I suppose being as angry about this as I am is kinda petty, even if I think I have perfectly logical reasons to be pissed.
I apologize for the rant, but I figured it was better than dashing downstairs with a string of Xmas lights and strangling her with them.