I'mma Do It...

[Slingshot]

A subculture? No, it's just a fad. As much as all the fans would like to think it was a subculture, it's not. Eventually, even the people who like it will go back to being normal. Like being goth.

Yes.

I have no tolerance left for ponies.

That's exactly the kind of thing I hate. The entire show is about them being ponies. They make so many bad pony puns that it couldn't even be funny the first time, even if they meant them as actual jokes. What's more, the fans on the internet do it, too. Talking like every other person they meet is a pony. It's ridiculous.

Somepony's mad.

umadbrony?

[The Doctor]

Maybe you should get outside Spam, then. Fresh air might do you some good.

In 95 degree heat? No chance.

Somepony's mad.

umadbrony?

Hmm, let's see. I'm not somepony, I'm somebody. So it can't be me that's mad.

I'm also not a brony. Just a bro. What's more, I'm not your bro. So, you must not be talking to or about me.

[Slingshot]

yeah u mad.

But seriously Doctor, what I do has no effect on your life. There's no point in getting mad at something that doesn't matter. Your like those kids who make ridiculous hateful comments on Justin Beiber videos. You're just looking for shit to be mad about.

[The Doctor]

I can see where you're confused. I'm not mad. And saying that I am doesn't make it so.

[Slingshot]

This thread proves otherwise. If you weren't mad you wouldn't be here arguing about ponies. You'd be going about your day.

[Sora]

I can see where you're confused. I'm not mad. And saying that I am doesn't make it so.

But yeah, ponies are like a cancer.

And like any cancer*, yelling at it won't make it go away.
A cancer made of love and friendship and magic!

[The Doctor]

Oh, I see now. "Mad" doesn't actually mean mad, but instead refers to any emotion that isn't overpowering joy.

[Sora]

Oh, I see now. "Mad" doesn't actually mean mad, but instead refers to any emotion that isn't overpowering joy.

Now you're getting it!

[Slingshot]

Doctor you're still here, meaning this still matters to you.

[The Doctor]

I had actually unsubscribed from every pony thread until you posted. I had nothing better to do, so I came in.