You're goin through that FOREST, and if you run into any more HIDDENTRAPS or FOREST ABOMINATIONS, you swear you will do a fucking PIROUETTE off the fucking handle.
You sprint along the path, and decide to do a MENTAL RECAP.
You are wearing a GUARD UNIFORM. In your BACKPACK is a SPORK, a TOY LIGHTSABER, a PISTOL, 50 COINS and a FRUIT CUP. You can also shoot PURPLE ENERGY BOLTS, but you have no idea what the fuck is up with that.
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