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    Quote Originally Posted by Torment Pain View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I have a gun.
    Get in the van.
    *insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*
    "And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"


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    Knock, Knock.

    Who's there?

    Dave.

    Dave who?

    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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    That's so dark. :<




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    Quote Originally Posted by Asuras View Post
    That's so dark. :<
    Just like the font colour of an emo~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
    *insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*


    Quote Originally Posted by Sora View Post
    Knock, Knock.

    Who's there?

    Dave.

    Dave who?

    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
    I love that one. xD




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    What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

    " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sora View Post
    Just like the font colour of an emo~
    I'm so emo I can't even see my text.
    "And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"


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    What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

    They were my friends.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
    I'm so emo I can't even see my text.
    Don't be silly, completely obfuscating text defeats the purpose of the message.

    After all, they want attention, and nothing screams attention like the eyebleeding combination of black-on-grey.

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    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?".

    The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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