Why Murder Is A-Okay

[Kill Bones]

Contrary to what people think, it is possible for humans to mate with chimps, but in most cases the mother will have a miscarriage. There's only about an 8% chance of human female x chimp male working, but there's a 40% chance of human male x chimp female working, so if we're just considering logistics, repopulating the earth if all females died would be easier than if all males died.

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

[Griever]

There's a reason they do product testing on animals. It looks good on them.



If you're able to resist that piece of tail, I envy your self-control.

[Kill Bones]

Yep, that's me, I'm like a Jedi with my self control.

But not Anakin, he's a whiny little shit.

[Griever]

You're like Jar Jar Binks.

[Kill Bones]

Mesa thinks yousa correct!



Okay, that was just a horrible impression.

[Catharyn]

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

This made me spill coffee everywhere it was so funny.

I like coffee.

[Grif of Hearts]

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

[FluffyFox1213]

Woah... This thread kinda exploded...

Like the millions of people did while I was gone...

Fluffy was busy.