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    Slingshot's Life Lessons #73

    Every human life is valuable. No matter who they are.


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    I can name a few whose lives humanity could have done without:

    Hitler. Gaddafi. Stalin. Pol Pots. You.
    "And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"


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    That's a lie. I kill everyone I know on a daily basis. They enjoy it.

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    Those were prices we were willing to pay. Except for that last one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot View Post
    Every human life is valuable
    ...Not until we can make ordnance out of stupid people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CidtheKid View Post
    ...Not until we can make ordnance out of stupid people.
    And who would you consider stupid?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot View Post
    And who would you consider stupid?
    Fascist Dictators. Parents who name their kids Adolph Hitler. Adolph Hitler. People who are impolite. Douchebags. The cast of Jersey Shore. The Westboro Baptist Church. Birthers. People who insist on absurdly pretentious nicknames. Etc.

    In hindsight, "Dickheads" would be a better term, if only I weren't included.

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    With the exception of Hitler those are all still human beings who have the same right to life as you or me.


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    Human lives are only valuable for ransom. That's where the big bucks are.

    Other than that all you puny humans should be slaughtered and eaten like cattle. I'm a divine entity, and therefore better than you.

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    What do you mean turning people into bombs is a bad thing?

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