I mean honestly. Look at Panda and partly Rosie and Smiral. Panda is a tiny little (demonic) Goddess around here and neither of the other two are major fuck ups.
Originally Posted by Anonymous
336. "I think love that panda is hot and am uncomfortable with my hypothetical pedophilia."
Originally Posted by Scribz
Panda is such a signature slut.
Originally Posted by On the subject of Hitler
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Ya. I wonder what the world would be like if Germany had won.
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Well we wouldn't have Panda. :c
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Way to make me 'q_q', Rose.
Originally Posted by Chibisuke Chan
LTP, you are the incarnate of adorableness.
Originally Posted by Sweet Angel Pie
Panda, you win everything.
Originally Posted by Bela
You fucking little genius.
Originally Posted by Bela
Panda. I love you.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
...Panda's officially now my favorite person.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Now, Panda, go back to posting those furry fat things you love so much and Spam can be at peace.
Originally Posted by Slingshot
Originally Posted by Grifspark
You need help, Panda. A lot of help.
*Huggles* It's ok, Grifs just mad because she knows you're better than her.
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
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Rose.... I do believe that I am somewhat more of a god-child thatn a child, but meh, it's all cool
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.
Originally Posted by teddybarehead
So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.
Originally Posted by Griever
Rose Swan <3
Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel
I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
Aww, you're too cute.
Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel
Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D
Originally Posted by LunaLight
when did Rose ever get thorns?
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?
Originally Posted by Deamonandae19
Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!
Originally Posted by Bela
You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
Rose, you devil you.
Originally Posted by Contra Fates
<3 Rose
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Sole can't handle the Hathaway.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Rose is pretty great sometimes~
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Rose is such a hug whore.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Rose kinda transcends logic.
Originally Posted by The Charmer
And Auntie Rose speaks truth again
Originally Posted by Contra Fates
You dirty birdy.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke
Originally Posted by Tempest
Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I love Rose. She's so sassy.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.
I said nothing about being related to the Panda-baby!
"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed. A few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scriptures, the Bhagavad-Gita.
'Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form, and says "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."'
I suppose we all thought that. One way or the other."
--J. Robert Oppenheimer
Manhattan Project
circa 1941-'45
Spoiler
"There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious—makes you so sick at heart—that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"
--Mario Savio
Sprout Hall Steps
December 2, 1964
Grandmother- Bela (Oh, God...)
Grandfather(s?)- Grif, Sinrus
Mother- Rose Swan
Father- Toryyg/Myyt (OH GOD)
Aunts/Uncles-Kurotenshi, SmexySpiral, love that panda
Siblings- Cressida Hawker, Svenn, ThoughtsofaPoet
Cousin- Daemonandae19
Originally Posted by Mahz
You must pay the troll toll to get into the little boy's soul.
Originally Posted by Dag n the Kitz
At my funeral, I want the song "Highway to Hell" to play.
I want to be buried in my first son's backyard.
I want my headstone to say
"Sniped by Father Time.
Respawning in 3..
2..
1.."
Originally Posted by Squee
All girls have hair down there.
Just some girls shave/wax. And do you really want a girl to bend over backwards to shave the 'trampstamp domain'?....WE DO SO MUCH FOR YOU ALREADY!
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
When you go out to dinner and eat nasty greasy silly putty like this, now I know this may look real nice, but do you know there is a gene in your DNA that moves this straight to your fat cells, thus resulting in what this marshmallow has what I like to call jello arm...
[shakes a marshmellow's arm]
...where the arm moves in a gelatin motion. And over here this man is what we like to call turkey neck, to my immediate left this lady is suffering from what we like to call battle bag syndrome and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call TANK ASS!
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
I'll be 77 years old at the time, and I'll have just finished holding off a horde of zombies with a minigun while my friends and family escape. Then I will be bitten, so I jump into a steel forge and stick my thumb up just for the hell of it.
Originally Posted by The Doctor
The amount of stupid contained within that one page actually slowed my computer down.
Screw you and your faulty opinions, Girugamesh is awesome.
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
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Wow... people were fighting over me... AWESOME!!!
(Yes, I lead a very sheltered life)
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
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Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.
Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!
Originally Posted by Sora
02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE
Originally Posted by Memory
I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.
Originally Posted by Tarin
<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.
Originally Posted by Vanquished
Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.
*searches fridge*
I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!
Originally Posted by Bela
3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.
Originally Posted by Turt
I've fucked socks older than you
Originally Posted by midorihana
It's like sex, but better.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.
K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.
There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.
Understand? K? K.
TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
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Originally Posted by Rose Swan
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