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03-11-2012 #1411
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Originally Posted by Dag n the Kitz

I'm a soloist, unless I can be convinced otherwise.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaKnRUfh_5I[/yt]

If you join my group, then you will be on my team.

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03-11-2012 #1412
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Okay. But I'm very well assured I could take everyone on your group excluding Dysco.

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed. A few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scriptures, the Bhagavad-Gita.

'Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form, and says "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."'

I suppose we all thought that. One way or the other."

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Manhattan Project
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"There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious—makes you so sick at heart—that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"

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Originally Posted by Mahz

You must pay the troll toll to get into the little boy's soul.

Originally Posted by Dag n the Kitz

At my funeral, I want the song "Highway to Hell" to play.
I want to be buried in my first son's backyard.
I want my headstone to say
"Sniped by Father Time.
Respawning in 3..
2..
1.."

Originally Posted by Squee

All girls have hair down there.
Just some girls shave/wax. And do you really want a girl to bend over backwards to shave the 'trampstamp domain'?....WE DO SO MUCH FOR YOU ALREADY!

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

When you go out to dinner and eat nasty greasy silly putty like this, now I know this may look real nice, but do you know there is a gene in your DNA that moves this straight to your fat cells, thus resulting in what this marshmallow has what I like to call jello arm...

[shakes a marshmellow's arm]

...where the arm moves in a gelatin motion. And over here this man is what we like to call turkey neck, to my immediate left this lady is suffering from what we like to call battle bag syndrome and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call TANK ASS!

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

I'll be 77 years old at the time, and I'll have just finished holding off a horde of zombies with a minigun while my friends and family escape. Then I will be bitten, so I jump into a steel forge and stick my thumb up just for the hell of it.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The amount of stupid contained within that one page actually slowed my computer down.

Screw you and your faulty opinions, Girugamesh is awesome.
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03-11-2012 #1413
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Originally Posted by Dag n the Kitz

Okay. But I'm very well assured I could take everyone on your group excluding Dysco.

I am the owner. I win by default lol.

Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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03-11-2012 #1414
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Wrong. You don't win. Because my ranks are superior. Your only advantage right now is that Dysco is more powerful than I.

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed. A few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scriptures, the Bhagavad-Gita.

'Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form, and says "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."'

I suppose we all thought that. One way or the other."

--J. Robert Oppenheimer
Manhattan Project
circa 1941-'45

Spoiler

"There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious—makes you so sick at heart—that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"

--Mario Savio
Sprout Hall Steps
December 2, 1964

Grandmother- Bela (Oh, God...)
Grandfather(s?)- Grif, Sinrus
Mother- Rose Swan
Father- Toryyg/Myyt (OH GOD)
Aunts/Uncles-Kurotenshi, SmexySpiral, love that panda
Siblings- Cressida Hawker, Svenn, ThoughtsofaPoet
Cousin- Daemonandae19

Originally Posted by Mahz

You must pay the troll toll to get into the little boy's soul.

Originally Posted by Dag n the Kitz

At my funeral, I want the song "Highway to Hell" to play.
I want to be buried in my first son's backyard.
I want my headstone to say
"Sniped by Father Time.
Respawning in 3..
2..
1.."

Originally Posted by Squee

All girls have hair down there.
Just some girls shave/wax. And do you really want a girl to bend over backwards to shave the 'trampstamp domain'?....WE DO SO MUCH FOR YOU ALREADY!

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

When you go out to dinner and eat nasty greasy silly putty like this, now I know this may look real nice, but do you know there is a gene in your DNA that moves this straight to your fat cells, thus resulting in what this marshmallow has what I like to call jello arm...

[shakes a marshmellow's arm]

...where the arm moves in a gelatin motion. And over here this man is what we like to call turkey neck, to my immediate left this lady is suffering from what we like to call battle bag syndrome and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call TANK ASS!

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

I'll be 77 years old at the time, and I'll have just finished holding off a horde of zombies with a minigun while my friends and family escape. Then I will be bitten, so I jump into a steel forge and stick my thumb up just for the hell of it.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The amount of stupid contained within that one page actually slowed my computer down.

Screw you and your faulty opinions, Girugamesh is awesome.
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03-11-2012 #1415
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Originally Posted by Dag n the Kitz

Wrong. You don't win. Because my ranks are superior. Your only advantage right now is that Dysco is more powerful than I.

Night.

Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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03-12-2012 #1416
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---------- Post added at 01:44 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:43 PM ----------

Gimme more rotten zombies.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.
03-12-2012 #1417
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Moar rotten zombies.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.
03-12-2012 #1418
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03-12-2012 #1419
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Y'know, judging from the time, I MIGHT be able to take the throne from Dag...maybe next time.

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The Freeland of Xrixk

Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.
03-12-2012 #1420
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Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.