You wield the ability to manipulate the ever so shecksy, and mystical force of "Dat Ass". Its origins are a mystery, but most will agree it has been present seen the dawn of time, its considered one of the sexiest forces in the universe.
Usage:
Men all around you will fall to your feet and utter the phrase "Dat Ass"
You can absorb other "Dat Ass" energy, to increase your own "Dat Ass"
Gives you immortality, eternal youth, and eternal sex appeal
Once mastered, you can even woo gods, to give you free stuff and shit
Your ass will look mighty fine...like nothin ever seen before
Limitations:
Men of Homosexuality, are immune to your "Dat Ass"
Weakness:
Mastering this power can take time and alot of focus. One must be truly devoted to uncover its secrets.
Originally Posted by Card VII
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