RPG's Face Cards

[Scribz]

BITCH, I AM THE ACE OF DIAMONDS BECAUSE DIAMONDS ARE SPARKLY AND I SPARKLE, DAMMIT! I SPARKLE LIKE A DIAMOND!!! SO GIVE ME THE DIAMOND TO SHOW OFF HOW SPARKLY I AM!!!

Er...Give it a little practise.

[Guru]

BITCH, I AM THE ACE OF DIAMONDS BECAUSE DIAMONDS ARE SPARKLY AND I SPARKLE, DAMMIT! I SPARKLE LIKE A DIAMOND!!! SO GIVE ME THE DIAMOND TO SHOW OFF HOW SPARKLY I AM!!!

[Dag n the Kitz]

Don't pussy foot braw, people get shit here pussy footing.

You gotta look foxes straight in the eye and say

"AIGHT NIGS, I'M THE MUTHAFUCKIN JACK OF ALL TRADES, I'M THE JACK OF FUCKING SPADES.

SEE THIS SPADE? SEE HOW SHINY IT IS? SEE HOW IT STANDS PROUD AND THRUSTS ITSELF IN THE AIR?

THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT.

THAT'S HOW I FUCKIN' LIKE IT.


MUTHAFUCKERS YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP,
I AIN'T HERE TO MESS WITH YO SHIT.
I AIN'T HERE TO BE IN YO LIST.

SO MUTHAFUCKA YOU BETTER GET ME MAW SPADE
BECAUSE WHEN JACK BE IN TOWN HE ALL DA RAGE.

PEACE".

Well, here's the thing, though. I'm not obnoxious or arrogant. I like to think I'm kind.

[Scribz]

Well, here's the thing, though. I'm not obnoxious or arrogant. I like to think I'm kind.

MOTHERFUCKA YOU AIN'T KIND.

YOU SOFT.

YOU GOTTA THRUST IT.

THRUST IT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA.

Besides when you imply i'm obnoxious or arrogant, it hurts my feelings. It also makes you not very kind at all.

[Sinrus]

That is the most amazing gif.

[Dag n the Kitz]

MOTHERFUCKA YOU AIN'T KIND.

YOU SOFT.

YOU GOTTA THRUST IT.

THRUST IT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA.

Besides when you imply i'm obnoxious or arrogant, it hurts my feelings. It also makes you not very kind at all.

I'm sorry...
Truth hurts sometimes.

That is the most amazing gif.

[2]

[Jster]

Ahhh fuck yeah. <3 Primez is a god.

[Scribz]

I'm sorry...
Truth hurts sometimes.


[2]

I'm not arrogant though.

I'm god.

[Dag n the Kitz]

I'm not god...

I'm just arrogant.

Sorry, 'Shiva'. Or are you Jupiter?

[Scribz]

Sorry, 'Shiva'. Or are you Jupiter?

Pfft bitch please.

I'm Aries.