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[Thrydwulf]

No creativity, these kids.

[Memory]

1. Grif of hearts

There once was an adventurer named Grif, an almighty shape shifter that earned it's place in the court of spam years ago after it's debut against a dragon on a fucking blimp. Some say it's a she, some say it's a male, but all we believe is. Grif is a fucking bad ass. Needless to say it's abilities alone can smack a narwhale in the face and then eat it's horn for lulz.

Great power
Enough to devour
Such a feat
Can only be experienced by those who have accepted defeat
Shame
You probably would have tasted like game.

(Grif The Fucking Adventurer)

2. Love That Panda, the DINOSAUR

Pandasaurus is a rare dinosaur that lives in the region of spam. Many speculate why it lives there, but the most recent scientific advances say that it lives off spam. This rare dinosaur also takes care of pandas as well as breeding with them. Which is really odd if you think about it. -_- When all humanity thought spam would be lost to the torrent of Maxi there was a shining light as Pandasaurus bit his head off. Earning her the name Pandasaurus THE BARD. Why? We don't really know...

Powerful claws
That deserve applause.
The appearance of an angel
(nothing rhymes with angel so fuck me)
Black and white
Probably racist.

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FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

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FEED MY EGO BOI

Sole Scuro, the manliest man ever. His skill in culinary is matched by none other, some say he can cause it to rain spaghetti and meatballs. Some say those people are crazy. None the less, Sole Scuro was a young lad when he sailed to the land of spam. He was a brave lad when he posted his first thread which ended kind of badly. BUT NONE THE LESS, After experiencing his first taste of spam. He didn't back down, no he was better than that. He embraced spam and established the secret government which would ruin spam from the curtains. VIA puppet master strings. All is Sole and Sole is all.

A chef's knife
Creating an elixir of life
Excellent dishes
That doesn't exactly go well with the fishes.
A man of status
Probably should go on Hiatus.

[Rose Swan]

I now challenge you.

[Memory]

I now challenge you.

Rose Swan is descended from Aries which makes no sense, because she doesn't really fight. Odd. She has the power of a war hammer and can crush you instantly by whistling. *Her Fanboys follow her closely* Although she's beautiful and mesmerizes you just by talking you can't really escape her. Not only that she carries around a jar of dirt everywhere, many ask why, and many never get an answer. We still think she's carrying around the ashes of Mahz before she murdered him and took control of the server. Heh, Rose Swan is the leader of the rose army which consists of a LOT of god damn usernames that have rose in them.

Roses
Right under our noses
Symmetrical in essence
As fantastic as Evanescene
Resembling another
Which happens to be her mother. Anne Hathaway.

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Stroke my epeen

You have a girlfriend.

[Myyt]

You have a girlfriend.

THAT'S NOT A PARAGRAPH!

[Sole]

Probably should go on Hiatus.

Don't tempt me.

[Rose Swan]

Rose Swan is descended from Aries which makes no sense, because she doesn't really fight. Odd. She has the power of a war hammer and can crush you instantly by whistling. *Her Fanboys follow her closely* Although she's beautiful and mesmerizes you just by talking you can't really escape her. Not only that she carries around a jar of dirt everywhere, many ask why, and many never get an answer. We still think she's carrying around the ashes of Mahz before she murdered him and took control of the server. Heh, Rose Swan is the leader of the rose army which consists of a LOT of god damn usernames that have rose in them.

Roses
Right under our noses
Symmetrical in essence
As fantastic as Evanescene
Resembling another
Which happens to be her mother. Anne Hathaway.

I laughed so hard.

[Memory]

THAT'S NOT A PARAGRAPH!

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[Atlas Graveyard]

Clearly. How rude.

[Myyt]

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