Would you like a Super Power?

[Darkdrago666]

post here if you would like a super power.

It might be suitable to your personality, or absolutely STOOPID.

if you have a preference, I will consider it.

explanation, limitations, and maybe weaknesses included.

You wield the ability to manipulate the ever so shecksy, and mystical force of "Dat Ass". Its origins are a mystery, but most will agree it has been present seen the dawn of time, its considered one of the sexiest forces in the universe.

Usage:

Men all around you will fall to your feet and utter the phrase "Dat Ass"

You can absorb other "Dat Ass" energy, to increase your own "Dat Ass"

Gives you immortality, eternal youth, and eternal sex appeal

Once mastered, you can even woo gods, to give you free stuff and shit

Your ass will look mighty fine...like nothin ever seen before

Limitations:

Men of Homosexuality, are immune to your "Dat Ass"

Weakness:

Mastering this power can take time and alot of focus. One must be truly devoted to uncover its secrets.

Toryyg has the power to become immovable. He likewise fights using a destructive morningstar that also grants a miraculous vision and he can scan the memories of others. Toryyg is able to rocket through the air and he has been known to change shape into an ant. He has learned to tunnel through solid rock and he has mastered the ability to transform any scorpion into wood. Toryyg developed the talent to absorb the damage from vacuum and redirect it toward a distant area. Tragically, Toryyg is especially vulnerable to adamantium-based attacks.

Natsume has mastered the ability to transform her body into water, however only while carrying her gloves. She has been known to fly to a microscopic world and she is able to sculpt and mold all plastic with a thought. Natsume can change shape into a pony and control a swarm of friendship loving ponies.. Unfortunately, Natsume takes harm from exposure to fluids.

Scribz has the power to fly by swinging from nearby buildings. Also, he is able to teleport into computers using a bizarre jet and he has a reputation for an astounding ability to predict the future. Scribz possesses an incredible capacity at avoiding attacks and he is able to block javelins and deflect them against any adversary in sight. Additionally, he lords over a swarm of Man Eating Giant Haggis based wookiees, which he controls through his yawn. Tragically, Scribz is especially vulnerable to sleep and studying.

Drakell has a reputation for an unusual knack at fighting in the dark. He likewise possesses the power to make weapons appear from nowhere and he has mastered the ability to confuse the fears of an adversary. Drakell is able to alter one's perception to become invisible and he has learned to take control of antelopes. He developed the talent to force men to flee and he has the power to deflect javelins. Drakell takes harm from exposure to sand.

Vslayer has been known to cause her combatants to become kind of an asshole, however she must speak words of power to do so. she has mastered the ability to create fire out of thin air, but never when scared, plus she can run at super sonic speed. Vslayer rides an incredible assault vehicle into battle, but only against silver. Also, she is able to leap up the sides of buildings and she can make duplicates of herself. Vslayer boasts all of the powers and talents of a fly, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. she possesses the power to transform any wolf into a dog and she has learned to transform her body into fluid. Vslayer takes harm from exposure to titanium.

Genkai brandishes a cruel gun, however doing so makes her insane for six seconds. She is protected from damage by a magic shield and she has learned to transform her body into air. Genkai has the power to cause her assailants to become sticky and she rides a remarkable lizard into battle. She also is known for her unimaginable knack at fighting with her eyes closed. She takes harm from exposure to mental energy

Sole has a reputation for an awe-inspiring constitution. Additionally, he has learned to steal the skills of his foes and use it against them and he has been known to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to augment his proficiency at moving silently. Sole possesses the power to spin like a whirlwind, however can only do so once a minute. He is able to instantly persuade anyone into doing his bidding and he has mastered the ability to transform kevlar into gold. Sole has a weakness of being homeless.

Rilla is known as the "Super Pimp", he is pretty much like Superman, but more ghetto and has an army of super powered hoes known as "The League of Hoes". The powers of a Super Pimp can summoned through Rilla's Golden pimp cane. He gains the ability to fly, super strength, and a mental control over his hoes. He has a "Hoe Vision", a beam of golden devestation can turn anyone into a Hoe, men, woman and even transgenders, all falling under his control. But his most powerful, and deadly power is his "Super Pimp Hand", at full power, he can crack the earth in half, ofcourse he doesn't want to endanger his hoes, so he uses only 3% of its power, which hits his victims so hard, they are slapped out of existence, untill Rilla calls you back.

Rose Swan has been known to rocket into the bodies of her foes, however doing so makes her night-blind for five minutes. She likewise has the power to fly up the sides of buildings using an uncommon dragon and she is able to create cloth out of thin air. Rose Swan developed the talent to take control of vibrations and bend it to her will, but only while thinking hard. Additionally, she has learned to deflect gravitic pulses and she has been known to transform any skeleton into rubber. Tragically, Rose Swan endures the burden of being weak

Guru possesses the power to deflect blinding light. he is protected from damage by resilient skin and he has been known to launch death rays from his chainsaw toward any enemy close by. Guru combats his foes wielding said chainsaw and a toxic tail made from steel. He also is able to skim the memories of others and he has learned to cause his assailants to become terrible at gathering information. Guru can transform rubber into titanium. Guru is deathly afraid of foxes.

Beatrix has the power to absorb the damage from starvation and redirect it toward a single rival. She likewise has an uncommon intelligence and she has learned to transform any beetle into a yak, but never in summer. Beatrix has mastered the ability to change shape into a shark and she is able to communicate with sloths verbally. Lamentably, Beatrix is handicapped by being afflicted with Tourette's syndrome.

The Nexerus wields a terrible quarterstaff that also grants a bewildering charisma. He likewise can become camouflaged and he is protected from damage by alien technology. The Nexerus has mastered the ability to steal any one power of his opponents and use it against them and he has the power to change shape into a yak, plus he is granted with infinite knowledge, but cannot remember most of it. He also has the ability to run up the sides of buildings with althetic stamina, also he is immune to the affects of the "Dat Ass" Force and the "Dem Tits" aura. Sadly, The Nexerus is notorious for being slimy.

Love That Panda can take control of pandas. Additionally, she is able to hurl vibrations from her pet panda toward a single foe and she brandishes a razor-sharp knife that can force rivals to freeze in place. Love That Panda possesses all of the powers and talents of a panda. Additionally, she has learned to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and use it to increase her willpower. Unfortunately, Love That Panda takes harm from exposure to dust.

possessing the great power, of the "Dem Tits" Aura, the only known force that can rival "Dat Ass" mostly considered an opposite to "Dat Ass" but both have virtually the same power, only with "Dem Tits" one can become instantly naked by force of will alone. Whenever "Dat Ass" and "Dem Tits" are ever in the same vicinity, all men within a 100 mile radius are placed in a sex crazed coma. "Dem Tits" can cause men to stare aimlessly for as long as needed, trapping them in a mesmerizing trance. Asexuals are immune to "Dem Tits".

Dman0649 can block fireballs and deflect them toward a single opponent. Additionally, he displays a fantastic power to recover quickly from wounds and he has a phenomenal ability to see the past. Also, he has mastered the ability to transform his body into fire and he rides an incredible surfboard into battle. Dman0649 has learned to make duplicates of himself and he has mastered the ability to communicate with owls in any language. Unfortunately, Dman0649 becomes woefully unskilled at acrobatics in the presence of cloth. He is blind too.

Dag N The Kitz possesses the power to take control of darkness and bend it to her will. She lords over a cluster of ninjas. she is able to launch gravitic pulses from her shield against a series of rivals. She can transform any human into steel and she has been known to walk instantly. Lamentably, Dag N The Kitz is handicapped by being clueless

Kill Bones has the power to cause his antagonists to become homeless in an instant, by a mere thought.he resists combatants using a savage lasso that can force opponents to ramble incoherently. Kill Bones has mastered the ability to make duplicates of himself, and he is able to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to augment his ability to regenerate. He likewise possesses the power to steal any power of his antagonists and use it against them, plus,Kill Bones wields a wicked set of claws that can force adversaries to run home and cry to mama. Kill Bones battles his enemies with a death dealing Laser cannon.

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

DarkRomances battles adversaries with a terrifying cluster of magic spells that also grants a phenomenal proficiency at ventriloquism, however only in winter. She likewise has the power to create steel out of thin air and she owns an outstanding danger sense. DarkRomances lords over a group of giraffes and she developed the talent to change shape into a bee. Also, she displays all of the powers and talents of an earthworm and she brandishes a frightening pistol that can force antagonists to dance a jig. Lamentably, DarkRomances struggles with being completely incapable of intimidating people

PaladinFoster is known for his outstanding sense of hearing, however using this power makes him gigantic for one hour. Additionally, he has learned to block heat beams and deflect them.He likewise wrangles with antagonists wielding a radioactive shield that can force opponents to freeze in place and he can transform any giraffe into a robot. he has mastered the ability to communicate with dinosaurs with gestures. Sadly, Paladin suffers frome very low self esteem, especially with a girl he likes, will make him instantly depressed, that's his Kryptonite.

Tempest is able to confuse the hearing of a combatant. Additionally, she has been known to rocket up the sides of buildings using an amazing Segeway scooter. Also, she wages war with a magical whip that also grants a bewildering ability to regenerate and she developed the talent to cause her rivals to become terrible at picking locks, but doing so drains her agility for ten minutes. Additionally, she has the power to erase the memories of others. Tempest is handicapped by being terrible at taunting.

Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky

Codexanother lords over a group of birds. He also has mastered the ability to transform any computer into a penguin and he has an awe-inspiring speed. Codexanother possesses the power to sculpt and mold all sand with a thought. Also, he has learned to tunnel through solid dust, but doing so makes him sickly for one minute. Codexanother is able to transform any child into air and he possesses a breathtaking resistance to mental attacks. Tragically, Codexanother becomes extremely smelly in the presence of shadows.

Draconis possesses the great power of the almighty "Beard". The Beard is a thousand times harder than Diamonds(possibly the hardest thing in existence in the history of ever), Can store an unlimited amount of weapons, Robots, and anything of use, including C4 made out of only haggis and angus beef. The aura of his beard and his scottish blood is on the "awesome" level of Awesomeness, making him twice as deadly as Chuck Norris, Batman, Superman, and God. He can also play every musical instrument with his Beard alone.

Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.

Ace of Spades is the "Omnipathic Gentleman", one who can control thousands upon thousands of minds at once, most commonly he imposes his will upon the minds so that people will forever see him as the "Gentlemanly King of the world". He can erase their memories, control their brain's functions to his own enjoyment, like making people walk backwards, drink out of toilets, etc, he can induce pain upon them by a single thought, if they ever cross the line, basically Ace is can make do you what the fuck he wants you to do without you even knowing it. As of now he is making me type this, since he is a totally cool gentleman that acts "like an Ace".

Grif is a jelly like Blob with a high level sex drive. Shapeshifting and molding itself into anything it wants, but it prefers the shape of a genderless being, often confusing those who happen a chance to meet Grif. This makes grif immune to all known physical attacks, often absorbing the force, and pushing it back with double the force. As long as a singular microscopic cell is left of Grif, he will regenerate almost instantly, ready to join in the nearest orgy, because of its sex drive.

Cpt Toellner is able to change shape into anything and he developed the power to take control of gravity and bend it to his will. he has the power to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them against multiple assailants and he brandishes a cruel minigun that can force his rivals to reveal their innermost secrets. Cpt Toellner Commands the powerful army known as "The Legion" and he has learned to transform his body into adamantium. He also has a super immunity to all diseases and illnesses. Sadly, Cpt Toellner becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of illusion.

aMARIKanIshtar developed the talent to copy attacks of her foes. She also has the power to cause her attackers to become
rigidly inflexible and she rides a legendary minivan into battle. Also, she has an uncommon resilience and she has been known to make robots appear from nowhere. aMARIKanIshtar possesses the power to transform plastic into steel and she is able to become camouflaged. Sadly, aMARIKanIshtar takes harm from exposure to dust.

Heyseuss possesses an Instant Regenerative Healing Factor, that allows him to instantly heal any wound, no matter how life threatening. Coincidently Heyseuss has the powerful "Super Laugh", a laugh so powerful can instantly explode the minds of anyone who is unprepared by this mighty chuckle. This causes his nuts to fall off, but luckily his healing regenerative factor grows them back instantly. Heyseuss once laughed so hard, Japan suffered from an earthquake and a tsunami.

CidTheKid has the ability to levitate through the air. He also wades into combat wielding a lethal beak that also grants a fantastic power to recover quickly from wounds and he wages war with an explosive BFG that can force antagonists into another plane of existence. CidTheKid has learned to block lasers and deflect them toward a single foe and he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward any rival close by. Additionally, he possesses the power to transform sand into diamond and he developed the talent to change shape into a lion. Terribly, CidTheKid is infamous for being night-blind.

Harleyquinn has mastered the ability to force bulls into a deep sleep. She also is known for her outstanding skill at gathering information and she developed the talent to block bullets and deflect them toward any foe close by. Harleyquinn can view distant locations with her mind and she is able to make lizards appear from nowhere. Sadly, Harleyquinn becomes confused in the presence of string.

Lunalight has the ability to run through time. Also, she has learned to skim the memories of others and she possesses the power to tunnel through solid rock and she is known for her marvelous leadership ability. Lunalight developed the talent to take control of darkness and bend it to her will and she has the power to force chickens into a deep sleep. Also, she can copy the weapons of her adversaries. Tragically, Lunalight is especially vulnerable to rubber-based attacks.

Squee lords over a horde of rats, but doing so makes her clueless for six seconds. Additionally, she can transform any sorceror into a shark and she has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all steel with a thought. She likewise has a reputation for a miraculous intelligence. Squee has learned to cause her enemies to become stupid and she is able to fly through the vacuum of space, but doing so makes her partially paralyzed for one week. Tragically, Squee becomes afflicted with Tourette's syndrome in the presence of water.

Reialgo is known for its phenomenal luck. It has mastered the ability to view distant locations with its mind and it has been known to deflect dazzling illumination, however doing so drains its skill at forgery for one minute. Reialgo has the power to steal the appearance of its assailants and use it against them and it can make scorpions appear from nowhere, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, it developed the talent to copy all powers of its foes, but only against titanium. Reialgo has a mind-blowing bundle of tools and it has learned to spin like a whirlwind. Unfortunately, Reialgo is especially vulnerable to fire-based attacks.

Valcherion has developed a phenomenal mountain fortress carved from rubber. Additionally, he has mastered the ability to fire blinding light from his crossbow against a series of antagonists and he is known for his bizarre leadership ability. Valcherion is able to fly to any point in the universe using a terrific minivan, but doing so makes him kind of an asshole for one week. He developed the talent to deflect heat beams, however only when happy. Valcherion is able to steal the mental attributes of his combatants and use it against them and he has the power to jump between dimensions. Unfortunately, Valcherion is especially vulnerable to string-based attacks.

Esper has been known to create dust out of thin air. She also has the power to transform her body into fire, but doing so drains her constitution for six seconds. Esper is able to become incredibly massive, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she possesses the power to cause her attackers to become clueless and she can transform any dolphin into a penguin. Esper is known for her staggering intelligence and she is able to launch electricity from her bracers toward a single combatant. Sadly, Esper takes harm from exposure to fluid.

Elendra has the power to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to augment his proficiency at jumping and he has mastered the ability to force children to cower in fear. He also has a reputation for an astonishing ability to predict the future. He has learned to transform any plant into magic and he rides a bizarre plane into battle. Unfortunately, Elendra is especially vulnerable to water-based attacks.

Kyuki can block lightning bolts and deflect them toward any adversary close by, but doing so makes her terrible at piloting for six seconds. She also possesses the power to view distant locations with her mind and she has a reputation for a marvelous utility belt that always comes in handy. Kyuki is able to transform cloth into adamantium and she carries a terrifying array of fangs, however never in the presence of an imp. She likewise conquers attackers wielding a destructive chainsaw that can force assailants to drop all possessions and she resists enemies using a razor-sharp stinger that also grants a miraculous vision, but this power only lasts ten minutes at a time. Lamentably, Kyuki takes harm from exposure to wood.

Sweet Angel Pie has mastered the ability to read the memories of others. Additionally, it is able to become incorporeal and it lords over a array of sloths. Sweet Angel Pie has learned to create physical matter out of thin air and it resists adversaries with a poisonous proboscis that also grants an unbelievable capacity at avoiding attacks. Unfortunately, Sweet Angel Pie is deathly afraid of sorcerers

[♥Cordi♥]

I wannnt. the power of dat ass.

[Myyt]

Give me a power.

[NatsumeHack]

me me.

[Darkdrago666]

I wannnt. the power of dat ass.

xDyScOrDiAx

You wield the ability to manipulate the ever so shecksy, and mystical force of "Dat Ass". Its origins are a mystery, but most will agree it has been present seen the dawn of time, its considered one of the sexiest forces in the universe.

Usage:

Men all around you will fall to your feet and utter the phrase "Dat Ass"

You can absorb other "Dat Ass" energy, to increase your own "Dat Ass"

Gives you immortality, eternal youth, and eternal sex appeal

Once mastered, you can even woo gods, to give you free stuff and shit

Your ass will look mighty fine...like nothin ever seen before

Limitations:

Men of Homosexuality, are immune to your "Dat Ass"

Weakness:

Mastering this power can take time and alot of focus. One must be truly devoted to uncover its secrets.

[Scribz]

i'm good bro.

[Drakel]

I would appreciate a superpower, thank you.

If you want specifics, they would be something like illusions/mind, powers that would be perfect for assassins or something that could do with my sig's quotes...

[vslayer]

Right now, super speed, like The Flash.

[Genkai]

I'd love to have a power relating to having sex with Fassy or Jude Law...that'd be great lol

[Darkdrago666]

Toryyg has the power to become immovable. He likewise fights using a destructive morningstar that also grants a miraculous vision and he can scan the memories of others. Toryyg is able to rocket through the air and he has been known to change shape into an ant. He has learned to tunnel through solid rock and he has mastered the ability to transform any scorpion into wood. Toryyg developed the talent to absorb the damage from vacuum and redirect it toward a distant area. Tragically, Toryyg is especially vulnerable to adamantium-based attacks.

Natsume has mastered the ability to transform her body into water, however only while carrying her gloves. She has been known to fly to a microscopic world and she is able to sculpt and mold all plastic with a thought. Natsume can change shape into a pony and control a swarm of friendship loving ponies.. Unfortunately, Natsume takes harm from exposure to fluids.

Scribz has the power to fly by swinging from nearby buildings. Also, he is able to teleport into computers using a bizarre jet and he has a reputation for an astounding ability to predict the future. Scribz possesses an incredible capacity at avoiding attacks and he is able to block javelins and deflect them against any adversary in sight. Additionally, he lords over a swarm of Man Eating Giant Haggis based wookiees, which he controls through his yawn. Tragically, Scribz is especially vulnerable to sleep and studying.

Drakell has a reputation for an unusual knack at fighting in the dark. He likewise possesses the power to make weapons appear from nowhere and he has mastered the ability to confuse the fears of an adversary. Drakell is able to alter one's perception to become invisible and he has learned to take control of antelopes. He developed the talent to force men to flee and he has the power to deflect javelins. Drakell takes harm from exposure to sand.

Vslayer has been known to cause her combatants to become kind of an asshole, however she must speak words of power to do so. she has mastered the ability to create fire out of thin air, but never when scared, plus she can run at super sonic speed. Vslayer rides an incredible assault vehicle into battle, but only against silver. Also, she is able to leap up the sides of buildings and she can make duplicates of herself. Vslayer boasts all of the powers and talents of a fly, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. she possesses the power to transform any wolf into a dog and she has learned to transform her body into fluid. Vslayer takes harm from exposure to titanium.

Genkai brandishes a cruel gun, however doing so makes her insane for six seconds. She is protected from damage by a magic shield and she has learned to transform her body into air. Genkai has the power to cause her assailants to become sticky and she rides a remarkable lizard into battle. She also is known for her unimaginable knack at fighting with her eyes closed. She takes harm from exposure to mental energy