I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.
Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty
Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair
And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.
I switch my alliegance to her!
Originally Posted by Auggie
Bela-
Cute and deadly.
Originally Posted by vslayer
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?
Eh fuck it.
This.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
You. My Pants. Now.
Originally Posted by Dex
Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.
MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela, I like the way you phrase things.
This is why I married you.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela never ceases to amaze me.
I could marry her again.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Don't threaten my Bela!
Originally Posted by omnijay
Bela, I <3 You.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response
Originally Posted by Svenn
Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.
Originally Posted by The Doctor
The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.
Originally Posted by vslayer
I now love you, 15 000 times
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.
Originally Posted by Woodfin
Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
Did I say you could get her a present? Get this shit outta my house.
Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.
Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!
Originally Posted by Sora
02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE
Originally Posted by Memory
I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.
Originally Posted by Tarin
<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.
Originally Posted by Vanquished
Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.
*searches fridge*
I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!
Originally Posted by Bela
3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.
Originally Posted by Turt
I've fucked socks older than you
Originally Posted by midorihana
It's like sex, but better.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.
K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.
There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.
Understand? K? K.
TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
Puppies teach responsibility, and are good for helping children through their childhood. They learn the value of friendship and kindness. You obviously have never had a puppy. Besides, I've decided to take custody of her. >.> At least this way she can get a good edjamacation and shit.
I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.
Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty
Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair
And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.
I switch my alliegance to her!
Originally Posted by Auggie
Bela-
Cute and deadly.
Originally Posted by vslayer
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?
Eh fuck it.
This.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
You. My Pants. Now.
Originally Posted by Dex
Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.
MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela, I like the way you phrase things.
This is why I married you.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela never ceases to amaze me.
I could marry her again.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Don't threaten my Bela!
Originally Posted by omnijay
Bela, I <3 You.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response
Originally Posted by Svenn
Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.
Originally Posted by The Doctor
The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.
Originally Posted by vslayer
I now love you, 15 000 times
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.
Originally Posted by Woodfin
Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
Puppies teach responsibility, and are good for helping children through their childhood. They learn the value of friendship and kindness. You obviously have never had a puppy. Besides, I've decided to take custody of her. >.> At least this way she can get a good edjamacation and shit.
Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.
Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!
Originally Posted by Sora
02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE
Originally Posted by Memory
I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.
Originally Posted by Tarin
<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.
Originally Posted by Vanquished
Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.
*searches fridge*
I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!
Originally Posted by Bela
3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.
Originally Posted by Turt
I've fucked socks older than you
Originally Posted by midorihana
It's like sex, but better.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.
K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.
There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.
Understand? K? K.
TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
But Daaaad
It's just so cute!
MOOOOOOM
CAN I KEEEP HIIIIIM?
If we keep him I'm naming him Harold Waddlesworth Junior III.
Edit: the puppy is now sigged.
Last edited by Cressida Hawker; 01-24-2012 at 09:21 PM.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.
Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty
Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair
And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.
I switch my alliegance to her!
Originally Posted by Auggie
Bela-
Cute and deadly.
Originally Posted by vslayer
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?
Eh fuck it.
This.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
You. My Pants. Now.
Originally Posted by Dex
Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.
MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela, I like the way you phrase things.
This is why I married you.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela never ceases to amaze me.
I could marry her again.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Don't threaten my Bela!
Originally Posted by omnijay
Bela, I <3 You.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response
Originally Posted by Svenn
Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.
Originally Posted by The Doctor
The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.
Originally Posted by vslayer
I now love you, 15 000 times
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.
Originally Posted by Woodfin
Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.
Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!
Originally Posted by Sora
02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE
Originally Posted by Memory
I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.
Originally Posted by Tarin
<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.
Originally Posted by Vanquished
Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.
*searches fridge*
I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!
Originally Posted by Bela
3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.
Originally Posted by Turt
I've fucked socks older than you
Originally Posted by midorihana
It's like sex, but better.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.
K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.
There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.
Understand? K? K.
TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
Posts
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Originally Posted by Bela
Puppies teach responsibility, and are good for helping children through their childhood. They learn the value of friendship and kindness. You obviously have never had a puppy. Besides, I've decided to take custody of her. >.> At least this way she can get a good edjamacation and shit.
They also taste good.... Or so I'm told.
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
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While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
Originally Posted by Bela
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider.
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