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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn
Sine it was my idea, I'm taking 10% from errbody. Except Misstah D.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
And coz none of you would be Lurking without me.... I'll take 90% from errbody.
Seewatididthur?
Originally Posted by Cressida Hawker
If you're in the front, I'm in the back, which means that when the elephant army revolts, You get trampled first?
No, your family... you get to ride up front with me
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
No, your family... you get to ride up front with me
*You're
Aww great.
I call the machine gun role. Y'know, the one that shoots elephant destroying missiles.
It's mine. And it works with only my fingerprint and dna and retinal scan.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
Drakel, I know better than to insult dragons. You seem like the sort of guy who goes out of their way to not be an asshole, so I appreciate that. You also seem friendly enough to everyone on Spam however you might be laying in wait to roast us with ketchup. Either way, you're good in my book.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drakel B. Dragons, Viscount of the Dragon Marches, Baron-Regent of Wyvern Cove.
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn
I taught myself. Till you took me under your wing. So ha.
Ah.... but if I so choose.. I'll take your powers again
Originally Posted by Deamonandae19
To the cage... You two can slug it out in there..
Lol... I forgot about this *Releases Halo and Harley from le cage*
Originally Posted by Cressida Hawker
*You're
Aww great.
I call the machine gun role. Y'know, the one that shoots elephant destroying missiles.
It's mine. And it works with only my fingerprint and dna and retinal scan.
Deal.... Minus the perks with the gun... it's my car.
Originally Posted by Drakell
I've decided to rejoin this thread... Sup Hellspawn 19...
I'm good Drakell.... I knew you were talking about me...
If it will fit, that gets top of the list
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
Drakel, I know better than to insult dragons. You seem like the sort of guy who goes out of their way to not be an asshole, so I appreciate that. You also seem friendly enough to everyone on Spam however you might be laying in wait to roast us with ketchup. Either way, you're good in my book.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drakel B. Dragons, Viscount of the Dragon Marches, Baron-Regent of Wyvern Cove.
Ah.... but if I so choose.. I'll take your powers again
Lol... I forgot about this *Releases Halo and Harley from le cage*
I broke out of the cage a while ago man.
I am taking an extended absence from the Guild for personal reasons. Anybody wanting to contact me, either for a specific reason or just an interest in conversing with my sparkling personality, can email me at henryalman@hotmail.co.uk