Oy so this is what I'm in the mood for. Don't laugh. I'll haunt you.
On a scale of 1(very pathetic go kill yourself)-10(omg let me make sweet sweet love to you for eternity) what do ya think of this?
Guy and girl (somewhere in early to mid twenties) have a volatile, violent relationship. Both are into some variation of drugs and/or alcohol, and neither can see a light at the end of the tunnel. Both are to blame and are capable of terrible acts. While the focus will be on their inter personal struggles, the over arching plot has to do with a dealer coming after one of them and the ramifications of their decisions. Expect adult themes in regards to addiction, violence, domestic abuse, and more.
I'm terrible at rating things, but I think it's a good idea. I think it would be interesting to try.
And there's no shame in smut making you feel awkward...
Originally Posted by Synthorian
And where does Halo fit into this?
Good question.
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Originally Posted by Vanquished
Well Halo is originally the dealer. Then, time travel incident, halo is actually our son. With an oedipus complex. The end.
I reiterate: Me having that complex is merely a fantasy of yours, mother.
*Shudder*.
I am taking an extended absence from the Guild for personal reasons. Anybody wanting to contact me, either for a specific reason or just an interest in conversing with my sparkling personality, can email me at henryalman@hotmail.co.uk
Except my race is much cooler and more original than a bunch of robots...
AND WE'VE GOT CITIES UNDERGROUND!!!
All bunkered up and ship...
Fleets of ships and armies of highly trained soldiers supplemented by state of the art semi-powered armor uniforms and weapons designed to take down heavily armored infantry and light vehicles...
All from alien technology that was salvaged from the first attack...
Back when they were living like the Amish... With buggies and farms and no electricity at all...
Using muzzle-loaded muskets and farm tools to kill aliens with plasma blades and rocket launchers...
Except my race is much cooler and more original than a bunch of robots...
AND WE'VE GOT CITIES UNDERGROUND!!!
All bunkered up and ship...
Fleets of ships and armies of highly trained soldiers supplemented by state of the art semi-powered armor uniforms and weapons designed to take down heavily armored infantry and light vehicles...
All from alien technology that was salvaged from the first attack...
Back when they were living like the Amish... With buggies and farms and no electricity at all...
Using muzzle-loaded muskets and farm tools to kill aliens with plasma blades and rocket launchers...
... I talk too much.
TL;DR.
Sovereignty over your own life. No action without reason.
No decision taken lightly. No day taken for granted. No words spoken without truth. No shame.
That is what it means to be King or Queen.
That's why I wear the crown.
Sovereignty over your own life. No action without reason.
No decision taken lightly. No day taken for granted. No words spoken without truth. No shame.
That is what it means to be King or Queen.
That's why I wear the crown.
Synthorian, you have done the world a great service.
Dozens - no, hundreds - no, thousands - no, millions of people are reading this thread, or will be, decades hence (provided the internet remains a thing), asking themselves one question. It's a good question, mind you - not like "WTF?" or "Is this supposed to be funny?" What is the question, you ask? You'll find I've written the answer below. The question is also there. Not the previous question, the one that answers it.
"How long will it take before someone signs up to this thing as a fart cloud?"
And now we have an answer. That answer, of course, is "actually not that long at all".
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
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Originally Posted by Synthorian
This made me lol so hard.
Rofl
And Vanq
I sure hope that that's not a euphamism >.>
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
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