Drakel, I know better than to insult dragons. You seem like the sort of guy who goes out of their way to not be an asshole, so I appreciate that. You also seem friendly enough to everyone on Spam however you might be laying in wait to roast us with ketchup. Either way, you're good in my book.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drakel B. Dragons, Viscount of the Dragon Marches, Baron-Regent of Wyvern Cove.
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
Posts
11,815
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
>->
Well... Okay it was hilarious.... Even when I did it... We laughed.
Originally Posted by Drakell
I'm here... but watching in shadows... refusing to come out.
Well... Your safe now... I'm off to bed, Night.
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."
Originally Posted by Card VII
"Oh, what's that dearie?"
"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."
"You mean those anime things?"
"What? Speak up!"
"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"
"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.
It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend
but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things
And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.
Originally Posted by CommunistZed
You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.
Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice
And how badass you are. ;-)
Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes
Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."
SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!
Originally Posted by Drakell
Kuro...
At times....
I just <3 you....
For you are obviously awesome.
Originally Posted by Elendra
KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.
Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
This is genuine drama, not spam drama.
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
...
I have a headache
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
I think you just summed it all up better than I did.
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
Another one of the many services I offer
Now someone needs to pay me
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Both.
Originally Posted by Static
[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.
Drakel, I know better than to insult dragons. You seem like the sort of guy who goes out of their way to not be an asshole, so I appreciate that. You also seem friendly enough to everyone on Spam however you might be laying in wait to roast us with ketchup. Either way, you're good in my book.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drakel B. Dragons, Viscount of the Dragon Marches, Baron-Regent of Wyvern Cove.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.
So waht exactly did I miss? Besides all the random.
♥♥If I gave you my heart, how will you play with it?♥♥
Originally Posted by Chile
I <3 Pie
Originally Posted by FluffyFox1213
Awwww, Pie...
I love you...
Even if you are a bit... Sticky...
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Pie is kind of an in-your-face, get-on-the-floor-and=beg-for-mercy-before-I-whip-you type of promiscuous, evidently.
Originally Posted by Rainaa
Pie's my special girl ^_^
Originally Posted by Rainaa
>.> <.< -Gives pie a chainsaw-
@Halo: How could you resist that luscious pie anyways?
Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn
I don't see how any person could leave Pie.
Shame on you if you did.
Everybody loves her!
Originally Posted by Vanquished
Wow I am impressed. *Bows to pie*
Originally Posted by BlueRose
YOU'RE A GUY!?!?!?!?!
Originally Posted by Stickman
Pie when you have your avator and profile pic of female anime angels and you talk in a feminine way your gonna be mistaken as a girl every once and awhile.
Originally Posted by Sweet Angel Pie
Originally Posted by Flower Maiden Cheza
How would I play with your heart?
Well... maybe for golfing... or tennis... nah... wouldn't work right.
Maybe as a spare beanie bag?
Cruel... QwQ
... can I play too?
Originally Posted by Myyt
You like attention. You don't go seeking it, but when it comes your way you like it a lot. You're fun to be around and easily excitable, although you also have a cold and ruthless side.
My adorable son, Fluffyfox1213
Rainaa, my girl
HaloAssault, Fluffy's biological dad
Kooch21, creepy stalker, and a loving uncle
HarleyQuin, crazy-fun Step-sister
Taaja Hart, sweet, beautiful, flexible sister.
Deamonandae19, apparently my Father-in-law. Somehow.
love that panda, my adorable mom.
Guru, my Drunken Irish dad.
Flower Maiden Cheza, my tomboyish sister!
Crazyflyer, crazy kickboxing kangeroo... er... pet
So waht exactly did I miss? Besides all the random.
Deamonandae and Harley had some angst over ex's
...
don't post disney pics for a while, cuz it reminds Deamonandae of his ex, I think.
I think that's it.
Oh, and a word game. But that's not important.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
You have no idea.
Lots of people going through a rough time just now, you included. But the others...well, lets just say Dea's situation is not exclusive to him.
This is genuine drama, not spam drama.
And the Disney thing. Just don't fucking mention Disney in front of Dea. Ever. It gives him bad flashbacks or something, to when he was a kid. Just...don't.
Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.
...
I have a headache
Originally Posted by Rilla
"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."
Originally Posted by Card VII
"Oh, what's that dearie?"
"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."
"You mean those anime things?"
"What? Speak up!"
"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"
"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.
It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend
but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things
And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.
Originally Posted by CommunistZed
You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.
Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice
And how badass you are. ;-)
Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes
Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."
SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!
Originally Posted by Drakell
Kuro...
At times....
I just <3 you....
For you are obviously awesome.
Originally Posted by Elendra
KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.
Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
This is genuine drama, not spam drama.
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
...
I have a headache
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
I think you just summed it all up better than I did.
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
Another one of the many services I offer
Now someone needs to pay me
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Both.
Originally Posted by Static
[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.