Who's who, and what's what?

[Elendra]

Alright, I've seen a LOT... and I mean a lot, of random shit going on in Spam as of late. So much, that my semi-active RPer brain can't keep up with it, and so, I have decided to make this thread, in an effort to catalog everyone's thoughts on everyone else.



So, for this, rules are simple.

Tell me the name of a person or group, specify if you belong to the group, if you do.

Tell me your thoughts on that group, or person ( PLEASE do not give thoughts on yourself )

OR

Tell me the name of some event

Summarize the event from your POV.



Please, no arguing... here, you can keep it up in those other threads, I don't care

I'm just bored, and don't want to personally sort through all of spam to 'relearn' everything that's going on.

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The Spamily -
A Spam based group of mutual acceptance, requires two other Spamily members to approve before you are part of it. Currently, people are attempting to continue to join it. Also called the Spamily Tree.

The OTHER Spamily, aka, Crazy-fun Pie Spamily -
Much like The Spamily, but a different group for the same purpose. Potentially, a rival group. Sweet Angel Pie is a member, and potential founder.

The Old Fags -
The Old Fags include ♠Ace♠, Toellner, Foxes, Sora, Scribz, and Elendra

The Jews -
Members who are either followers of the Jewish faith, or otherwise have a legitimate link to the demonym, Jew. Current members are Love That Panda, and HeySeuss

The Ponies -
Fans of My Little Pony : Friendship Is Magic, recently involved in The Pony Wars. Members include NatsumeHack, Smash_, and Tarin.

The Legion -
Old Fags, with a User Group. One such member is Torment Pain. President Rilla is the leader of The Legion, and PrimezTime is second in command.

The Gays -
Sora. lolsora'sgay, indeed.

The Bisexuals -
HaloAssault, Sweet Angel Pie, Daemonandae19, Rainaa, and various others.

The Asexuals -
Myyt. There is some dispute over this, however.

The N00bs -
You know who you are.

The Tryhards -
Dag n the Kitz, Sole Scuro, The Australian, Drakell, The Nexerus, Rose Swan. In the end, however, The Nexerus, was deemed the biggest Tryhard.

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw. Is also the crown king of trying too hard.

teddybearhead -
Likes things in the butt... apparently.

Smash_ -

"A Blue Rose and a Turtlicious combine to evolve into Smash_! This evolved pokemon is a turtlicious with a dead blue rose wrapped around his penis! His main attack is Repel! Where he repels and aliens everything and everyone around him!"

Strengths: Damage, the more you attack him the strongest he gets. This is due to his Sadist type nature.

Weaknesses: Chris Hansen! Smash_ can't resist a good chair to sit down on.

The Pony Wars -
Free-style RP in Spam, about attempted recruitment of non-Ponies to the Pony Fandom.

Spam Newbies Acceptance War -
Newfags attempting to gain popularity and acceptance from various oldfag factions.

The Father's War -
Arguments and debates centered around the I Applaud This Father, thread.

Talbot's Pub -
A Free-style RP in Spam, simply for hanging out. Hosted by Bela

[Turtlicious]

Well, I'm a pony, a member of the spamily, and was in both pony wars

The ponies are people like Tarin and Natsume that like MLPFIM, and the two pony wars were spam RP's where people pretended to convert people and invade. It was fun, and I guess I still consider myself a pony. Being a member of the Spamily just means that you get a long with and are noticed by (positively) more then 2 people in spam (who are in turn noticed and appreciated by more then 2 people in spam)

There's also legion which is a bunch of old fags, they don't do much anymore but I think there's a user group.

Oh and the Gays, which I think is just sora right now.

And the Asexuals, which is just Myyt.

[Cressida Hawker]

Spam newbies arguing about their acceptance
Various people trying to join the Spamily tree
More arguing over the "I applaud this father" thread.

...
Yup. I think that's it.

And some people seem to be in a bad mood. But that's normal for spam, isn't it?

[Elendra]

Righto, updating the first post with this info, Smash_

---------- Post added at 04:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:39 PM ----------

First post updated with some information!

[Turtlicious]

Talbots Pub is kinda the Spam's RP center free style rp for people who want to interact,

and I think the Pointless thread is our new random Waffle/Chat thread.

Also, we have the actual oldfags, Toellner Foxes Sora... Elendra, I forget the others but there's more.

[♥Cordi♥]

=/ What's the point of this thread?

[Tyron]

=/ What's the point of this thread?

Appears to be an attempt to nicely and neatly organize everyone and everything associated with Spam

[Scribz]

Scribz is fucking gay.

[Turtlicious]

Actually, I think Elendra is trying to create the first ever Spam Codex.

[Scribz]

LIKE A POKEDEX!?!? O:

SPAMADEX AWMIGAWD.

---------- Post added at 11:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 PM ----------

"A Blue Rose and a Turtlicious combine to evolve into Smash_! This evolved pokemon is a turtlicious with a dead blue rose wrapped around his penis! His main attack is Repel! Where he repels and aliens everything and everyone around him!"

Strengths: Damage, the more you attack him the strongest he gets. This is due to his Sadist type nature.

Weaknesses: Chris Hansen! Smash_ can't resist a good chair to sit down on.