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    Fucking Irony

    Seriously. Fuck you Universe and your sense of Irony.

    So today, I chatted with an old friend in the library, and then we went to eat. We talked non-stop for about 5 hours straight. About shit such as (but not limited to):

    The ideal form of beauty; Religion; Buddhism; the Universe; Monism; Biology; human consciousness; spirituality; fundamentalism; Taoism; History; Art; Sex; her time in the Military- and a whole range of other shit.

    Needless to say, I find this girl absolutely fascinating. She's also very, very pretty, and she has a wild really intense passionate side that just blows me away.

    And I wouldn't have a problem with any of this if she wasn't... my ex's older sister.

    And me and my ex have bad fucking blood. But I'm working on clearing the air on that.

    Holy shit. Wtf do I do?
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    Say fuck it and go with her?

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    ...Tap that ass... anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilla View Post
    ...Tap that ass... anyway.
    I honestly think I could. Nay, I'm fucking positive I could. But that's not the point.

    I want more than that from this girl, ya know? Something substantial and deeper than just a simple fucking.

    Oh and some quick facts to help you guys gauge the severity of me and my ex's relationship:

    1. She cheated on me.
    2. She cheated on me, while I was on the phone with her. I could hear their tongue swapping spit.
    3. I forgave her.
    4. Shit went normal for a while.
    5. Started playin brain games with me. Shit put me into a year long depression.
    6. "Broke up" with me. If you can call it that. Her breakup sentence was, "We've been dating a long time right?...."
    7. Break up turned into break where we agreed to not see other people and just chill. She adamantly claimed she didn't want a boyfriend and only wanted to focus on school life (which she was doing rather poor at). It sounded reasonable to me at the time. I agreed.
    8. Starts sneakin around with my only friend in the entire school. She denies everything.
    9. Shows up to school with hickies.
    10. And the list could go on. Basically ruined my senior year.

    Wasn't all her fault though, I didn't handle everything well, and that drove us apart to a certain degree.
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    You should be less like squirtle and more like blastoise and hydro pump that ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chile View Post
    I honestly think I could. Nay, I'm fucking positive I could. But that's not the point.

    I want more than that from this girl, ya know? Something substantial and deeper than just a simple fucking.

    Oh and some quick facts to help you guys gauge the severity of me and my ex's relationship:

    1. She cheated on me.
    2. She cheated on me, while I was on the phone with her. I could hear their tongue swapping spit.
    3. I forgave her.
    4. Shit went normal for a while.
    5. Started playin brain games with me. Shit put me into a year long depression.
    6. "Broke up" with me. If you can call it that. Her breakup sentence was, "We've been dating a long time right?...."
    7. Break up turned into break where we agreed to not see other people and just chill. She adamantly claimed she didn't want a boyfriend and only wanted to focus on school life (which she was doing rather poor at). It sounded reasonable to me at the time. I agreed.
    8. Starts sneakin around with my only friend in the entire school. She denies everything.
    9. Shows up to school with hickies.
    10. And the list could go on. Basically ruined my senior year.

    Wasn't all her fault though, I didn't handle everything well, and that drove us apart to a certain degree.
    Well just kill her then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chile View Post
    Wasn't all her fault though, I didn't handle everything well, and that drove us apart to a certain degree.
    No, it is. Don't be stupid.

    Obviously her older sister is better for you, but then again just because you found these traits in her character doesn't mean you can just jump in the wagon after her. If you want the woman, work for her. And don't come off as whipped.

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    I kept thinking you were sole while reading this because of the pokemon avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reason View Post
    You should be less like squirtle and more like blastoise and hydro pump that ass.
    O...my.... fucking gawd. I'm stealing this quote.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sole View Post
    No, it is. Don't be stupid.

    Obviously her older sister is better for you, but then again just because you found these traits in her character doesn't mean you can just jump in the wagon after her. If you want the woman, work for her. And don't come off as whipped.
    It really wasn't. When I thought that, I became miserable. When I realized I had a hand in it, I learned from it, and moved on.

    But yea, her older sister is way better. Also, I hear ya about the whipped thing, but that's not what I'm worried about.

    They live together. If I did potentially start dating that, how awkward would that be? Also... it would just be super awkward and uncomfortable.

    Idk.
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