[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it
I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US
THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD
WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired
Originally Posted by Bela
You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Originally Posted by Valeric
Lol, guru posted a novel.
No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.
Originally Posted by Guru
Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.
Originally Posted by Omega
<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...
Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.
When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~
Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~
Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft
GUISE
Let's call it the...
Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel
SHAFT for short.
Originally Posted by Elendra
[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]
"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"
Ya. I wonder what the world would be like if Germany had won.
We wouldn't have Panda.
Originally Posted by Rilla
You have my blessings.
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.
Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari
Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.
Originally Posted by teddybarehead
So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.
Originally Posted by Griever
Rose Swan <3
Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel
I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
Aww, you're too cute.
Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel
Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D
Originally Posted by LunaLight
when did Rose ever get thorns?
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?
Originally Posted by Deamonandae19
Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!
Originally Posted by Bela
You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
Rose, you devil you.
Originally Posted by Contra Fates
<3 Rose
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Sole can't handle the Hathaway.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Rose is pretty great sometimes~
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Rose is such a hug whore.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Rose kinda transcends logic.
Originally Posted by The Charmer
And Auntie Rose speaks truth again
Originally Posted by Contra Fates
You dirty birdy.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke
Originally Posted by Tempest
Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I love Rose. She's so sassy.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.