Reply With QuoteRegarding rule #92: There is no such thing as a two-handed bastard sword. The point of the weapon is that it is a 'bastard' between the longsword and the larger two-handed sword.
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This is generally the inability of the role player in question to generate humour, due to not being all that funny himself/herself.Originally Posted by makiaka
I just avoid that problem by not specifically citing character as being "funny" to begin with.
Regarding rule #92: There is no such thing as a two-handed bastard sword. The point of the weapon is that it is a 'bastard' between the longsword and the larger two-handed sword.
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Derp. How did I not remember that.I'll edit it later when I have more rules to add.
No matter how bad things get, no matter how terrifying a creature they are fighting, the good guys never shit themselves.
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Hrm, I'm picturing numerous moments where the good guy shouts 'Shit Run!'
Maybe I'm just imagining things, but people are so desperate to avoid being the cliche overwhelming brave hero that they act like cowards more often than not now.
MelonHead does not give out free Melons.
*Arrows/guns only work on NPC. It will always miss a PC no matter how logical.
-Ammendment- Infact swords and magic are the only ways to actually hurt a PC. Oh, and the Genre doesn't matter.
*The larger an army/force/troop is, the less effective it is. 10, 000 men? Pshaw, my group of 10 will take it out.
*No matter how persecuted a group is, one person flirts with everybody despite the danger.
*The more perverted a man, less likely to hit a woman. This also explains how rapist don't exist.
*That one character who has an information network, and therefore knows everything, no matter how small or insignificant.
*The more a person hates people, the more likely they are to be a sage of some sort, and stay in contact with important people of the story, despite hating people.
*Nobody cares about peasants. They're generally used to show how psychotic a character is.
*Exception to above- Never leave an orphaned peasant, they will become the god of fighting, or legendary general of a thousand men, or a lethal assassin who can kill with a glance. Or at least very good friends with the above.
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To be honest for epic last stands PC characters are hit by arrows swords magic all of the above.
MelonHead does not give out free Melons.
No PC is ever cut clean in half by a cannonball and left splattered over their best friend, with no time for poignancy or last words.
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Nor do the die from insignificant deaths. It's always a Braveheart death, or King Leo death, isn't it.
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever.
You're just a freak. Like me!
Unless relevant no PC ever gets sick from eating something
The heavens call! The earth cries out! The crowd roars! All calling on me to strike back against evil. Now listen up, villains! I am the champion of justice: Kamen Rider Stronger!
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