Shea watched as Callistan spat the grape across the room. Then he smiled when he saw the grape land perfectly between Jade's breasts. He couldn't have planned it better himself but then his face sank when he saw the bear enter the room. He was not a tall man but he was as broad as he was tall, and it looked to all be thick corded muscles. Then Jade insinuated that Shea had thrown the grape himself and his heart sank as well. Callistan was right, the grape was going to have a destiny and it was going to be his doom. Jade's husband did not look like he was the sort of man that would take things in good humour. Shea had been in this situation before with husbands and father chasing him out of their wives and daughters rooms; but it had never been men that looked like they could have snapped him like a twig. Shea was not a weak man but he was lithe and flexible, Jade's husband looked like a rock come to life. Shea started to move around the room, positioning himself so that he could bolt for a window if need be,
"Well you see the thing is that we, that is Callistan and I, were just messing around. A grape may have been thrown, that grape may have landed in her throat and then that grape somehow managed to find its way between your wifes' tits, I mean bangers, I mean breasts. Oh Bother" Things were not looking good for Shea and he just hoped that he could either make it for the window or that her husband would see the funny side of this.