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    Huehuehue Beatrix's Avatar
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    So my body played an April Fool's Joke on me.

    I was all hot and wanting to drag Mike to the bedroom for a hot night, and I go to prepare myself to take a shower and low and behold... Aunt Flow came today to give me my monthly gift.

    Thanks bitch.


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    A Small Miracle ★LunaLight★'s Avatar
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    Awww. I feel kinda bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beatrix View Post
    I was all hot and wanting to drag Mike to the bedroom for a hot night, and I go to prepare myself to take a shower and low and behold... Aunt Flow came today to give me my monthly gift.

    Thanks Mother Teresa.
    LOLOLOL!

    MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beatrix View Post
    I was all hot and wanting to drag Mike to the bedroom for a hot night, and I go to prepare myself to take a shower and low and behold... Aunt Flow came today to give me my monthly gift.

    Thanks Mother Teresa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ View Post
    LOLOLOL!

    MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!
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    It's just too fuckin funneh.


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    If Pally can't get any, neither can Mike!


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    Crimson Tide indeed...

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    Between the crosses, row on row;
    That mark our place; and in the sky;
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly;
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.


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    I'm laughing so hard.

    Does he know? DID HE EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BEFORE THE RED TIDE CAME IN?! I CAN'T BREATHE, OH GOD!

    ---------- Post added at 10:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:47 PM ----------

    MIKE, YOU AREN'T MOSES, DON'T TRY TO PART THE RED SEA!

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    Bitch came a week early.


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    Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge



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    Ace, I can't breathe now.


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