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    Semper Augustus Sora's Avatar
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    Fucking Philip IV of France

    >Start driving to a conference at about 3:00pm, planning on arriving at about 4:30pm
    >>Turning on to highway, suddenly rain everywhere, can't see in front of me
    >>>A fucking tornado comes down at me, I only made it because I was halfway down the turn-ramp


    >Starting to drive back up after the tornado passes
    >>About halfway there, it's 5:00pm, flat tire. Have to wait two hours until I can get going again.
    >>>Twenty miles to the destination, lightning strikes all around me, nearly scare me off the road.



    End up arriving at about 10:30pm, after a seven and a half hour car ride that should have only taken an hour and a half. Miss the conference, specifically the part I was to be a part of, which was the only reason I was driving up there.


    *Philip IV of France is the French king who ordered the arrests of many Knights Templar members on Friday the 13th of October, 1307. This is one of the many common reasons cited for the maladies associated with that date.
    Last edited by Sora; 04-14-2012 at 03:46 PM. Reason: Fucking Weather.

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    All that's very interesting. But I only have one problem. Why are you fucking Phillip the IVth of France?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ActRaiser View Post
    All that's very interesting. But I only have one problem. Why are you fucking Phillip the IVth of France?
    >doesn't read text at the bottom of the post.

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    I played as Philip IV of France in a game of Crusader Kings once. Wait, no, an ancestor of his, I believe...
    Not sure if you meant to use "your" or "you're"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sora View Post
    >doesn't read text at the bottom of the post.
    Nah, I read it. I just had to make a joke. Even during blonde moments, they can amuse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ActRaiser View Post
    Nah, I read it. I just had to make a joke. Even during blonde moments, they can amuse.
    >Claims to have read the text to save face.

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