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Welcome to Raez' Descriptive Department! Here you can obtain free Descriptive Descriptions or D. Poems (be warned that I'm not a terrific poet, in fact there's a chance you might be very, very disappointed by the results) . Also, you can obtain Accurate Cards for special times with your friends such as Birthdays, New year or Christmas, with a custom text or a text chosen by me, as accurate as it can be
Originally Posted by Raez
Desour is the hardest name to forget. It represents a girl of such emotion and excitement that it makes me smile when I read it. Desour, aka Des roleplays with such drama and notorious activity that I slap my head against the computer when I read her posts, of course because I want to roleplay like her too. She has the writing style of an eleven year old and the maturity of a not so senile 80 year old. She writes with such passion that her hands stumble upon the keyboard and mess up the words, but she still manages to make people unterstand her superior dialect. She makes people come close to her and give her a sadistic hug everytime they see her and she likes to hear about herself in a good way. Not that what I did here would be something of bad; everything is a compliment to her. She uses her friends to hear about herself more and more, until she explodes in a trillion drops of pride, but she always makes them come back at her anyway. She is the most emotional and sensitive roleplayer I have ever met.
Originally Posted by Raez
Emily (Emi) aka Coookie is the most inspiring person that I ever met on the internet. She's also the best human alarm clock I ever had, even though she gets free roaming from her country to mine to call me early in the mornings. She roleplays casual and free like a bawsie and she makes her CSs look so good nobody can deny them. The signatures and avatars she used to make sucked, but she is such a good manipulator that she made everybody around the forums she visited wear them for months. She has an A+ grammar when it comes to English and she enjoys correcting others. She does not own a Facebook account, and that makes her a superhipster cute girlie. She does not like the color pink, so that makes her a superhipster cute girlie again, anyway. She likes to hear good stuff about herself, but she is too shy to admit it. She doesn't want people to hate her and she takes good care of her friends. She roleplays with such creativity and such power that I get teardrops when I read her so not dull posts. Emi is the cookie to my morning milk.
Originally Posted by Raez - For Desour
Who is Desour. Desour, also known as "Des" is a sophisticated girl of exemplary passion, proven many times in her roleplay posts. Many people consider her silly because of the typically young writing style that she has, and the lack of not so necessary maturity she proves. She has been characterised as Hyper because of the energy she has and the excitement she sends through her posts. However, despite her excesive lack of seriousness, Desour can be a passionate, dramatic, sweet and of course beautiful young lady when needed and she knows how to recieve compliments like these, with a touch of confidence. Desour is the type of girl you would like to have as a child rather than a wife, given her continious wish to have fun and her childish personality.
Originally Posted by Raez - For Lyzan
Lyzan is the most dashing male roleplayer you could imagine. When he types, his fingers touch the keyboard gently like feathers falled from the white, peaceful dove's wings. He is full of such emotion that people shiver when they see that he's online and available to talk. When they read his posts, their eyes shine of pleasure and get instantly fullfilled with satisfaction. When he greets people, their day brightens and they can't stop smiling. If he was a singer, his music would probably be as inspiring but at the same time strange and misterious as Michael Jackson's, and he would steal as many hearts as Metallica did. Lyzan is the most enchanting creature, and he catches any woman he wants with his smooth words and gentleman moves. He enjoys a war as much as we all enjoy cakes, and he is full of agility, intelligence and of an outstanding skill. Whoever gets to annoy him remains in a puddle of blood as soon as he decides to ambush the person. He never stops murdering until he gets complete satisfaction and his rage freaks anybody. Lyzan is the most feared warrior of Roleplayer's Guild and one of the most dazzling males of the population.
Originally Posted by Raez - for RedDusk
RedDusk, a regular asian guy, with passions like riding his girly bike and talking to his friends pets a lot. He speaks about himself as if he would be the Dark Lord or a mercy-less warrior, but deep inside he remembers how it was to play with his barbies action figures when he was a child, and wishes he never broke their heads. Behind his dark, cold, mask hides a sweet, caring and loving young guy that wishes his girlfriend wasn't only there for the cookies his mom made for her. He cries inside his soul for attention and when he roleplays, he writes long meaningful paragraphs to then erase then and make his characters seem cold, powerful, and mercy-less, as said before he wants to seem too. But even though he has all those tiny defects, he still cares for his friends a little bit and likes having friends. He is a nice guy, even though he doesn't want us to think this about him, and that's why he's one of my best friends here.
Originally Posted by Raez
You are like a flower
Blooming just in time
Burned up in your dog's pee
And ready to shine.
Oh fuck this shit, I'm not a poet.
Info: I don't draw. I find suitable images, of you give me some. Be warned: I also suck at this.
Feel free to ask me for any DD, DP or AC anytime. Most of them are done in an interval of 10 minutes to 10 hours. I hope.
Your requests should include:
What I need: (DP, DD, AC)
What for I need: (For my sig, for a friend, to feed my cat with, for fun etc.)
Is there anything special I would like included in it: (for ex, if you asked for an AC, you could specify a text or an image. If you ask of a DD, you might want a special word to be repeated into it or focused on, and if you asked for a DP, you might want the poem to be focused on one trait, or how long you want it to be etc.)
Have fun~
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Last edited by Raez; 03-20-2013 at 03:58 PM.
All I ever lead to is chaos.
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Uhhh... I think I need someone to mvoe this thread to the shops and requests side because I was in such a hurry to make this that I forgot... o_o
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If, after we have recognized intuitively a number of simple truths, we wish to draw any inference from them, it is useful to run them over in a continuous and uninterrupted act of thought, to reflect upon their relations to one another, and to grasp together distinctly a number of these propositions so far as is possible at the same time. For this is a way of making our knowledge much more certain, and of greatly increasing the power of the mind.
We ought to give the whole of our attention to the most insignificant and most easily mastered facts, and remain a long time in contemplation of them until we are accustomed to behold the truth clearly and distinctly.
The Meditator reasons that he need only find some reason to doubt his present opinions in order to prompt him to seek sturdier foundations for his knowledge. Rather than doubt every one of his opinions individually, he reasons that he might cast them all into doubt if he can doubt the foundations and basic principles upon which his opinions are founded.
∀<- Gif Gallery. ∀<- Achievement.
Another achievement -> Has won the unbeatable question game.
If, after we have recognized intuitively a number of simple truths, we wish to draw any inference from them, it is useful to run them over in a continuous and uninterrupted act of thought, to reflect upon their relations to one another, and to grasp together distinctly a number of these propositions so far as is possible at the same time. For this is a way of making our knowledge much more certain, and of greatly increasing the power of the mind.
We ought to give the whole of our attention to the most insignificant and most easily mastered facts, and remain a long time in contemplation of them until we are accustomed to behold the truth clearly and distinctly.
The Meditator reasons that he need only find some reason to doubt his present opinions in order to prompt him to seek sturdier foundations for his knowledge. Rather than doubt every one of his opinions individually, he reasons that he might cast them all into doubt if he can doubt the foundations and basic principles upon which his opinions are founded.
I love you Desour!
And I love the work you've done for this RP
It's inspiring :3
Originally Posted by Days
Haha, Desour can be scary, but she's also loveable, haha!
Originally Posted by Tsukino
I'm sure Desour would understand she is very kind and understanding even though she might murder us for breaking a rule...
Originally Posted by Raez
Desour is the hardest name to forget. It represents a girl of such emotion and excitement that it makes me smile when I read it. Desour, aka Des role-plays with such drama and notorious activity that I slap my head against the computer when I read her posts, of course because I want to role-play like her too. She has the writing style of an eleven year old and the maturity of a not so senile 80 year old. She writes with such passion that her hands stumble upon the keyboard and mess up the words, but she still manages to make people understand her superior dialect. She makes people come close to her and give her a sadistic hug every time they see her and she likes to hear about herself in a good way. Not that what I did here would be something of bad; everything is a compliment to her. She uses her friends to hear about herself more and more, until she explodes in a trillion drops of pride, but she always makes them come back at her anyway. She is the most emotional and sensitive role-player I have ever met.
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Who is Desour. Desour, also known as "Des" is a sophisticated girl of exemplary passion, proven many times in her role-play posts. Many people consider her silly because of the typically young writing style that she has, and the lack of not so necessary maturity she proves. She has been characterized as Hyper because of the energy she has and the excitement she sends through her posts. However, despite her excesive lack of seriousness, Desour can be a passionate, dramatic, sweet and of course beautiful young lady when needed and she knows how to receive compliments like these, with a touch of confidence. Desour is the type of girl you would like to have as a child rather than a wife, given her continious wish to have fun and her childish personality.
It will only be an honor if this thread makes it to something big, like Noel's shop for example x3 But thanks for the request, I will make it asap
All I ever lead to is chaos.
∀<- Gif Gallery. ∀<- Achievement.
Another achievement -> Has won the unbeatable question game.
If, after we have recognized intuitively a number of simple truths, we wish to draw any inference from them, it is useful to run them over in a continuous and uninterrupted act of thought, to reflect upon their relations to one another, and to grasp together distinctly a number of these propositions so far as is possible at the same time. For this is a way of making our knowledge much more certain, and of greatly increasing the power of the mind.
We ought to give the whole of our attention to the most insignificant and most easily mastered facts, and remain a long time in contemplation of them until we are accustomed to behold the truth clearly and distinctly.
The Meditator reasons that he need only find some reason to doubt his present opinions in order to prompt him to seek sturdier foundations for his knowledge. Rather than doubt every one of his opinions individually, he reasons that he might cast them all into doubt if he can doubt the foundations and basic principles upon which his opinions are founded.
Who is Desour. Desour, also known as "Des" is a sophisticated girl of exemplary passion, proven many times in her roleplay posts. Many people consider her silly because of the typically young writing style that she has, and the lack of not so necessary maturity she proves. She has been characterised as Hyper because of the energy she has and the excitement she sends through her posts. However, despite her excesive lack of seriousness, Desour can be a passionate, dramatic, sweet and of course beautiful young lady when needed and she knows how to recieve compliments like these, with a touch of confidence. Desour is the type of girl you would like to have as a child rather than a wife, given her continious wish to have fun and her childish personality.
Hope that's good enough!
All I ever lead to is chaos.
∀<- Gif Gallery. ∀<- Achievement.
Another achievement -> Has won the unbeatable question game.
If, after we have recognized intuitively a number of simple truths, we wish to draw any inference from them, it is useful to run them over in a continuous and uninterrupted act of thought, to reflect upon their relations to one another, and to grasp together distinctly a number of these propositions so far as is possible at the same time. For this is a way of making our knowledge much more certain, and of greatly increasing the power of the mind.
We ought to give the whole of our attention to the most insignificant and most easily mastered facts, and remain a long time in contemplation of them until we are accustomed to behold the truth clearly and distinctly.
The Meditator reasons that he need only find some reason to doubt his present opinions in order to prompt him to seek sturdier foundations for his knowledge. Rather than doubt every one of his opinions individually, he reasons that he might cast them all into doubt if he can doubt the foundations and basic principles upon which his opinions are founded.
∀<- Gif Gallery. ∀<- Achievement.
Another achievement -> Has won the unbeatable question game.
If, after we have recognized intuitively a number of simple truths, we wish to draw any inference from them, it is useful to run them over in a continuous and uninterrupted act of thought, to reflect upon their relations to one another, and to grasp together distinctly a number of these propositions so far as is possible at the same time. For this is a way of making our knowledge much more certain, and of greatly increasing the power of the mind.
We ought to give the whole of our attention to the most insignificant and most easily mastered facts, and remain a long time in contemplation of them until we are accustomed to behold the truth clearly and distinctly.
The Meditator reasons that he need only find some reason to doubt his present opinions in order to prompt him to seek sturdier foundations for his knowledge. Rather than doubt every one of his opinions individually, he reasons that he might cast them all into doubt if he can doubt the foundations and basic principles upon which his opinions are founded.
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Lyzan
Lyzan is the most dashing male roleplayer you could imagine. When he types, his fingers touch the keyboard gently like feathers falled from the white, peaceful dove's wings. He is full of such emotion that people shiver when they see that he's online and available to talk. When they read his posts, their eyes shine of pleasure and get instantly fullfilled with satisfaction. When he greets people, their day brightens and they can't stop smiling. If he was a singer, his music would probably be as inspiring but at the same time strange and misterious as Michael Jackson's, and he would steal as many hearts as Metallica did. Lyzan is the most enchanting creature, and he catches any woman he wants with his smooth words and gentleman moves. He enjoys a war as much as we all enjoy cakes, and he is full of agility, intelligence and of an outstanding skill. Whoever gets to annoy him remains in a puddle of blood as soon as he decides to ambush the person. He never stops murdering until he gets complete satisfaction and his rage freaks anybody. Lyzan is the most feared warrior of Roleplayer's Guild and one of the most dazzling males of the population.
Is that fine? XD
All I ever lead to is chaos.
∀<- Gif Gallery. ∀<- Achievement.
Another achievement -> Has won the unbeatable question game.
If, after we have recognized intuitively a number of simple truths, we wish to draw any inference from them, it is useful to run them over in a continuous and uninterrupted act of thought, to reflect upon their relations to one another, and to grasp together distinctly a number of these propositions so far as is possible at the same time. For this is a way of making our knowledge much more certain, and of greatly increasing the power of the mind.
We ought to give the whole of our attention to the most insignificant and most easily mastered facts, and remain a long time in contemplation of them until we are accustomed to behold the truth clearly and distinctly.
The Meditator reasons that he need only find some reason to doubt his present opinions in order to prompt him to seek sturdier foundations for his knowledge. Rather than doubt every one of his opinions individually, he reasons that he might cast them all into doubt if he can doubt the foundations and basic principles upon which his opinions are founded.
Originally Posted by Raez
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