" Integra : Alucard, we will be visited by some important guests.
Alucard : Are they hookers?
Integra : No.
Alucard : And like that, you lost me ."
"Orgies with goats does not mean they were possessed ! It means they were horny..... and creative."
" Exxon : Nomad, what's in the new shipment?
Nomad : Our new E.O.D. suits, sir.
Exxon : Pipe... "
"Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!"
"Pirate : Are ye with us or not ?!
Missionary : I'm not with you nor against you !
Pirate : Ummm....can he do that?
Jack : He's Christian, I think it's required."
“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.” - George R.R. Martin / Eddard "Ned" Stark.
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all nights to come."