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05-06-2012 #1
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A wild Cressida Appears

I'm bored. Hi.
I saw the Avengers this morning... and I recently read Ender's Game.
So... what have you been up to?
/iknowi'mlamei'mtired

---------- Post added at 02:25 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:58 AM ----------

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Goodnight.

I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Originally Posted by Myyt

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?

The tree looks like a tumble weed.

With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.

Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily

Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Myyt

nawww you're not a complete asshole

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.

Originally Posted by Myyt

I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.

Originally Posted by Sora

And then suddenly nerdfighters

Originally Posted by IRC

00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.

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Originally Posted by Bela

I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.

His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III

My Full Name

Originally Posted by Bela

Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.

Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine
GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.

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The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
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05-06-2012 #2
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You should know better, Spam is no longer a place of fulfillment.
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05-06-2012 #3
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God, what a depressing state of things.

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05-06-2012 #4
Catharyn

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We need bouquets of flowers to lighten things up a bit.

I don't bite...I nibble.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥

Originally Posted by The English

You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.

I wish for a spoon.

Originally Posted by Jorick

First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.

Originally Posted by VagrantRomani

Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...

Originally Posted by Hale

Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Hmmm... Whats the catch?

I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.

Originally Posted by OlNoSoul

Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.

Good work.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

I just ate my mouth.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.

Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.

Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.

Originally Posted by Scribz

Guys.
This site is amazing.

I just ordered 5 girlfriends.

Chea.

Originally Posted by Genghismike

Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD

Originally Posted by Whiskey

Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

Life is full of surprises.

Some are pleasant.

Some are anal.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Guys.

This is Foster we are talking about.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

But Esper, do you have any idea how smoothly 8 gigs of RAM is going to be able to render Master Chief t-bagging dead Covenant in Halo 7? So smooth you'll be able to detect even the most subtle variations in each thrust of chrome junk toward alien mouth.
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05-06-2012 #5
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Oh, hello Cressida, my dear niece.

If we succeed, it is at the point of the sword.

If there is a long dispute, then both parties are wrong.

- quotes by Voltaire
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05-06-2012 #6
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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

God, what a depressing state of things.

Give me Modship, my "final solution" will restore glory.

HI SOPHI!
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