Whimsical Fuckery Part 2: Fixing the Ancestor's Fuckups

[Harvest]

IMMA MAKE A GIRL THIS TIME.

- Character Shit! -

Name:

Adeline 'Denial' Nix

Appearance:

Everyone's favorite bitchy magical school reject! Innit she KAWAII?! ^o^

Weapon of choice:

She stole the headmistress' wand before leaving the school. She doesn't know how to work it of course and instead uses it as a blunt weapon. It occasionally shoots out random, weak elemental spells if you hit something hard enough.

Has mastered:

She can bust your skull open with one good swing of her wand, a side-effect of the only magic she learned. (A pretty decent muscle enhancing spell that doesn't make you any beefier but helps you be STRONG. Apparently it's a pretty common one among JRPG protagonists.) She's pretty handy with knives and small swords as well and has also dabbled with a trident JUST LIKE HER... Grandaddy? Great Granddaddy? Just Daddy? Shit, I don't know.

Fails at:

MAGIC, but don't remind her or she'll BREAK YO' FACE.

Familiar:

Meet Kumi, the borderline satanic fuzzball! She steals! She murders! She knows high-level instant death spells! She's also lazy as fuck and almost never helps our heroes even though the only magical beings more powerful than her are the gods and Madame Cockroach meaning that it would take virtually no effort for her to kill anything really.

She's only the size of a small kitten and lives in Adeline's hair.

A Brief History Lesson:

Adeline totally did not sign up for a magical girls-only academy because she wanted to be perpetually surrounded by skimpy skirts and tops all day. Heavens no! She's totally interested in magic and bein' kawaii n' shit!

She has never considered having sex with the other girls.

Especially not with the hot blonde from dorm 2B and her roommate at the same time because threesomes are the best and they seem mildly interested.

Even if the above statement were true, Addy was frequently distracted by things such as hormones and not being a particularly good student and was eventually kicked out because she has no magical talent whatsoever and 'accidentally' released the kitties. Also, she couldn't control Kumi so Kumi stomped all over flaming exchange students to conquer Nazi Germany. They stole some swag before they left though (hence the wand and uniform) and now they're wandering vagabonds or something.

Theme Song:

STILL NOT GAY. NOT GAY AT ALLLLLLL.



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Recycling motherfuckers.

[Ame]

A WILD ANDROGYNOUS APPEARS.
GENDER IDENTITY USED EMBARRASSMENT AND SOCIETY'S EXPECTATIONS.
IT WASN'T EFFECTIVE.

NAME: Erikali 'Eri' Bunton

APPEARANCE: ANDROGYNOUS MAXIMUS.
Eri is the first from the right. Eri likes wigs.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Arabalette with explosive bolts. HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO USE HER WEAPON. This is his official weapon, but she often uses nearby things like metal poles to beat people to death. Since he isn't very strong, just very-very precise, this can sometimes take a while.

HAS MASTERED: The art of playing stupid. Not really, but yeah. It's just not an official talent. She's mastered the art of sticking explosive things places they usually wouldn't belong. She was in an archery academy, before being kicked out

FAILS AT: N O T H I N G A T A L L.

BEAST: This is Jude. He spits acid rainbows and is a small anti-matter portal to a second dimension. Eri often uses Jude to dispose of things.

THEME SONG: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP~
SPIRIT ANIMAL: mochi

I just really wanted her spirit animal to be mochi. HE SPEAKS TO THEM.

[Harvest]

Aaaaand now I don't like Her anymore. Actually, I just wanted you to look at the puppet so I don't think(?) I was going to use it in the long run.

[Harvest]

Here's something horrible to celebrate me getting my sheet finished! (Which actually is quite an accomplishment since I'm horrible at making a character and not developing them further in my head because OC-f'n-D.)

It's my deeeesktop in all its glory! c:

[Ame]

I have a quote for you.

if you’re ever sad or depressed or self conscious about yourself just remember

there are people out there who masturbate to fictional ponies on a kids tv show and you’re not one of them

[Harvest]

Yeah, I'm definitely not a clopper. :|

And yooooooou need to finish your shit so that we can do this thing. >:V

[Ame]

Eeeeeeh I'm sorrrryyyy...


---------- Post added at 08:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:03 PM ----------

OMG I LOVE THAT BOOTY SONG.

[Ame]

whimsical fudgery part 1.

[Harvest]

So apparently the internet just likes to shit all over my face since I made a fairly long post and as I was going to post it not only did the Internet shut off but it took so long to write that I didn't notice my screen had been taken over by frickin' trolls so I had to shut the computer off and didn't even have time to paste what I had written into a document or anything. >:I